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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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   26th Oct 04 at 09:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

with regards to all our shit life's i think we shud move to our own island


each bringing our own special skills

craig w can be the law but as regarding speeding etc its all good

nismo can be a farmer and grow our food

i can sell the other country's stuff we dont want and make "dell boy"
and i can do mechanics and wire up our houses etc.

ollie can be in charge or defence

marc can be a mechanic

what other skills can others bring

Claire
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Registered: 19th Jan 03
Location: The Sarrrf
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26th Oct 04 at 09:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'll paint things pink
purple_corsa_gls
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Registered: 25th May 04
Location: Near Sunderland
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26th Oct 04 at 09:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I can be the bum that sponges off society
Robbo
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26th Oct 04 at 09:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I can look after all our finances
Nismo
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quote:
Originally posted by Claire G
I'll paint things pink


Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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26th Oct 04 at 10:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ill do the cooking and cleaning
Scottydoo
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I can shag all the women and make our species multiply

Craig W
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26th Oct 04 at 10:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Me? The law?
Ojc
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26th Oct 04 at 10:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Defence minister, now thats my ideal job

We would live in underground nuclear bunkers and have remote centinal guns on the surface to destroy any attack from outsiders.

I'm gonna draw up some plans.
Claire
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26th Oct 04 at 10:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Scottydoo
I can shag all the women and make our species multiply



so we'll be extinct fairly soon then
Scottydoo
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^^
Ally
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quote:
Originally posted by Claire G
quote:
Originally posted by Scottydoo
I can shag all the women and make our species multiply



so we'll be extinct fairly soon then


Or deformed
Nismo
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26th Oct 04 at 10:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I can also install our comunications system
Scottydoo
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quote:
Originally posted by Claire G
quote:
Originally posted by Scottydoo
I can shag all the women and make our species multiply



so we'll be extinct fairly soon then


No but you may be once I drill you against a palm tree

Bitch
Scottydoo
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by Claire G
quote:
Originally posted by Scottydoo
I can shag all the women and make our species multiply



so we'll be extinct fairly soon then


Or deformed


WTF are you to be talking about deformed
1600power
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Registered: 22nd Apr 04
Location: Shropshire Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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26th Oct 04 at 10:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i could do some spray painting, abit of general repairs on stuff.

I could also market are island as a holiday destination to provide a legitmate source of income to fund are nuclear arsenal and the rest of the world would never know until it was to late!

Nismo
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26th Oct 04 at 10:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Claire G
quote:
Originally posted by Scottydoo
I can shag all the women and make our species multiply



so we'll be extinct fairly soon then


no cus im there i am the backup
Scottydoo
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26th Oct 04 at 10:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
quote:
Originally posted by Claire G
quote:
Originally posted by Scottydoo
I can shag all the women and make our species multiply



so we'll be extinct fairly soon then


no cus im there i am the backup


CS beach drill squad

leni
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I could provide the lasses with dildo's once they've seen scottydoo and done a runner
3CorsaMeal
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26th Oct 04 at 10:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Cannabis cultivation cheif supervisor and island jester

also i would provide cock for the lonely ladies
leeshez
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26th Oct 04 at 10:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I could make all the storage containers
3CorsaMeal
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goldfish could swim round and round the island laughing at Normally aspirated fish
purple_corsa_gls
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quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
I could make all the storage containers


Could you?????
Scottydoo
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quote:
Originally posted by leni
I could provide the lasses with dildo's once they've seen scottydoo and done a runner


Get bent, you will be left on the beach at night to scare away scavengers
leni
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oh, I can also organise an invasion of Gypsies

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