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currie
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3rd Nov 04 at 21:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
she went to the bank with a £4 cheque and she got £400 in her bank today the good thing is shes goin to my lower springs and shocks for ma new car.
Alex
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3rd Nov 04 at 21:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
the bank will realize and take it back
Karen
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Yea coz wen they do the checks at 3pm it prints out all the cheques paid in and they have 2 match it with the actual cheques make sure all the amounts are correct they will realise and correct it


I used 2 work in a bank and done this a few times by mistake
Nismo
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3rd Nov 04 at 21:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Foxy can i make a deposit with your slot machine?
Joff
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While the money's there, withdraw the money and close the account - letting them know you're going to be an aid worker in Mozambique and give them a fake forwarding address.

Then at the fake forwarding address, employ a Romanian asylum seeker to answer phone calls in Flemish whilst wearing a straw boater.

By the time the bank realise the mistake, you'll be well away on your Sunseeker!
CorsAsh
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3rd Nov 04 at 21:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I want to use her silky deposit box first Nis...

PS... what she look like?
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quote:
Originally posted by Joff
While the money's there, withdraw the money and close the account - letting them know you're going to be an aid worker in Mozambique and give them a fake forwarding address.

Then at the fake forwarding address, employ a Romanian asylum seeker to answer phone calls in Flemish whilst wearing a straw boater.

By the time the bank realise the mistake, you'll be well away on your Sunseeker!


Talking from experience??
CorsAsh
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3rd Nov 04 at 21:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Koling
It takes longer than a day for a cheque to clear


Our friend from the other side raises a valid point
currie
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3rd Nov 04 at 21:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it was three days ago she put it in but a didnt think shed get it but she got it today
Nismo
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not if you are with the same bank the check comes from sometimes
CorsAsh
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quote:
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
not if you are with the same bank the check comes from sometimes
Originally posted by Koling
Yeah but still takes a couple days!!!
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3rd Nov 04 at 21:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
CorsAsh, are you schizophrenic?
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
CorsAsh, are you schizophrenic?


No, I am the medium through which Koling speaks.

Sometimes.

Shut up, damnit, shut up
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Spend the momney VERY quickly and then u may get away with it,,, if u are overpaid by anyone and spendit in good faith without realising there is very little that any1 cqan do 2 get themoney back...weaccidentallypaid an employee at my work (b4 mytime) £1375 an they cudnyt get it back coz shed spent it b4 they realised:S
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I am the medium through which santa speaks. hes really an alcoholic and a bad man...a bad, bad man
Matt H
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she's not called frank abignale jr is she?
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quote:
Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls


I am the medium through which santa speaks. hes really an alcoholic and a bad man...a bad, bad man


Yes, I hear he likes to empty his sack in the bedrooms of small kids
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Mine mostly.....I dont like to close my eyes anymore....
leeshez
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3rd Nov 04 at 22:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Very lucky
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
they cudnyt get it back coz shed spent it b4 they realised:S
She's lucky then, I'm sure this happened in my work and they put a stop on the salary to deduct an amount every month until it was all paid back.
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3rd Nov 04 at 23:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah a colegue got over paid for 5 months and they took so much back per month
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You can refuse to allow them to do that, but it depends whether you know or not... tbh as well my work r poofs like that :S
Ojc
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Withdraw all money from account then shut it.
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4th Nov 04 at 21:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that doesnt happen. when it goes through clearings it may get checked if its a large amount but £400 will only get noticed when the person who wrote the cheque complains

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Originally posted by foxy lady
Yea coz wen they do the checks at 3pm it prints out all the cheques paid in and they have 2 match it with the actual cheques make sure all the amounts are correct they will realise and correct it


I used 2 work in a bank and done this a few times by mistake
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5th Nov 04 at 01:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol exactly! the person who's written the cheque will be £400 down in there account and will most certainly not be happy.

Also if u spend the money they will claim that you knew that the money wasnt urs as you wud have had £400 paid in instead of £4 meaning that you are liable.

The bank arent going to let u just spend £400 and leave them to pick up the bill are they! and any1 that says they will are thick simple as!

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