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SetH
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19th Nov 04 at 16:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

wanking???

I remember when i was a teenager i was jacking of to fat porn in my bedroom. My dog used to come in and just fall asleep on my bed, minding his own business he didnt mind that i was salami slapping.

Anyway one day my mum comes in without knocking, so i whip my trousers up really quickly, standing there with my belt and zip undone.

She says "you know, you can get aids from dogs", I was like OMFG WTF twisted bitch, what a thing to say! I was 14 atm, really fucked me up hearing that

And no i never bummed my dog, i tried once but he was too tight.

So whos been caught wanking then?
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19th Nov 04 at 16:04   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

maybe....
CraigyG
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19th Nov 04 at 16:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Almost got caught when i was like 14 just pulled the covers up really quick

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almost by mum and dad, luckly unde rthe covers
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19th Nov 04 at 16:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

left some pornos in the bathrooms once thats all
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19th Nov 04 at 16:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yep
Mistamist
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walked in on my mate shlopping away to some lesbo filth, he just nodded and carried on.
SetH
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19th Nov 04 at 16:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lmao
LukeGSi
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19th Nov 04 at 16:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by mistdotcom
walked in on my mate shlopping away to some lesbo filth, he just nodded and carried on.




Legend.
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Ojc
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19th Nov 04 at 16:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Never been caught, amazing.
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19th Nov 04 at 16:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yesh
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Never been caught, amazing.


u must be good at it
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19th Nov 04 at 16:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
wanking???

I remember when i was a teenager i was jacking of to fat porn in my bedroom. My dog used to come in and just fall asleep on my bed, minding his own business he didnt mind that i was salami slapping.

Anyway one day my mum comes in without knocking, so i whip my trousers up really quickly, standing there with my belt and zip undone.

She says "you know, you can get aids from dogs", I was like OMFG WTF twisted bitch, what a thing to say! I was 14 atm, really fucked me up hearing that

And no i never bummed my dog, i tried once but he was too tight.

So whos been caught wanking then?



had a quick one in the morning but had no tissue so used the T-shirt I slept in. it had not dried byt he time Lynne did the washing. she smelt it and said the wet patch on my T-shirt smelt like spunk
Corsa E-Tec
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19th Nov 04 at 17:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

almost got caught naked having sex in the living rroom.
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19th Nov 04 at 17:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

never been caught wankin but shagging loads of times
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19th Nov 04 at 17:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

mum came into my room once while my trousers were round my ankles. i just dived onto the floor (kevin and perry style) and said im getting changed while my bare arse was in the air. Hurt that did!
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fucking hell ^ PMSL !!! can picture that
Smiffie
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19th Nov 04 at 18:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

nope never been caught, id best not have ninxed myself now
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19th Nov 04 at 18:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The first time I ever "played" with myself properly I was in the bath aged about 13!

The next day I started bleeding and I was shit sceard that I'd messed summot up inside, until I relised it was my first period
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19th Nov 04 at 18:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

fpmsl @ leni..... ive never been caught doing things to myself or having sex..... but i have sent my dad a really rude text by accident!
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quote:
Originally posted by leni
The first time I ever "played" with myself properly I was in the bath aged about 13!

The next day I started bleeding and I was shit sceard that I'd messed summot up inside, until I relised it was my first period


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19th Nov 04 at 18:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

never been caught kncoking one off, but my mum alwyas tells me to stop blowing my nose on my boxers


Dav
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19th Nov 04 at 19:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Never caught wanking but been caught shagging a few times
Shane
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never been caught wanking, thats what i have a lock on my door, been caught shagging though

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