--Dave--
Banned
Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
User status: Offline
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I'm not sure if it's for me or not, I mean, I watched the link SetH sent me and tried to bash one out but I couldn't (seriously).
It just wasn't doing anything for me at all. Watching fatties going at it there's just too much flesh 
I'm therefore going to have to relinquish my status of HEFFER Soldier, hopefully someone with a stronger stomach can take my place.
Farewell
Dave (scarred forever)
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SetH
Member
Registered: 15th Jul 01
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Are you sure, i have several HEFFER fisting videos which may tempt you back to the cause.
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Colin
Member
Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Heffer forever not just for Xmas 
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--Dave--
Banned
Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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honestly i just can't deal with it anymore. I had trouble sleeping and was tossing and turning all night
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Jason Iles
Member
Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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 Keep you hand off it then
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--Dave--
Banned
Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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they're like magnets! I'll wake up and see my hand slowly sliding over to my crotch, it's not nice
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Colin
Member
Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Heffer is more powerful than you imagine --Dave-- you cant leave us
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Ally
Member
Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
User status: Offline
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So am i a heffer or a heffer soldier?
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Jodi_the_g
Member
Registered: 7th Aug 01
Location: Washington D.C
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Heffer slave
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--Dave--
Banned
Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
Heffer is more powerful than you imagine --Dave-- you cant leave us
It's not like the Mafia is it? Once you join you can't leave sorta thing 
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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seth lives in a cave
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
So am i a heffer or a heffer soldier?
You can be our Heffer massiah....we all look up to you and pray to Alli then
[Edited on 01-12-2004 by Kolin]
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Ally
Member
Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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im not that fat thanks
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--Dave--
Banned
Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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it's Messiah you scrote!
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Jodi_the_g
Member
Registered: 7th Aug 01
Location: Washington D.C
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
seth lives in a cave
The heffer might be big, but she ain't that slack, to live in.
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Colin
Member
Registered: 4th Apr 02
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
Heffer is more powerful than you imagine --Dave-- you cant leave us
It's not like the Mafia is it? Once you join you can't leave sorta thing
Have you ever tried to make your excuses and leave after plunging a fat chick
Don Vito Corleone dont have shit on the power of HEFFER
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
it's Messiah you scrote!
its a 'typo' you scrote!
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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HEFFER discourages the leaving of its members as our goal is to show you the light and provide you with much happiness. If you leave the delights of folds, udders and kangeroo pouches for a skinny rat bitch you will forever cursed to a life of sorrow.
[Edited on 01-12-2004 by SetH]
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Colin
Member
Registered: 4th Apr 02
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I love juicy udders and sexy bingo wings
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Jodi_the_g
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Registered: 7th Aug 01
Location: Washington D.C
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the best thing about a heffer is that when they so bigger you can pretent you are having to women at once
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Colin
Member
Registered: 4th Apr 02
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I like the way they look you in the eye while sucking you off like there really enjoying it and always thank you after you goo in there face
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SetH
Member
Registered: 15th Jul 01
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yesh Kolin, whilst skinny rat bitches moan about sucking u off, then they expect you to be grateful afterwards by cuddling them and shit.
HEFFERS know the score 
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Shelly
Premium Member
Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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HEFFERS are loving?!
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SetH
Member
Registered: 15th Jul 01
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If you keep appearing in my HEFFER threads then we will make you the Senior HEFFER slave mistress thing.
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
User status: Offline
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