All Torque
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Ok i saw this question in J:tuner magazine and it made me chuckle. 
it was from a nissan skyline forum but as some of you have 2ltr corsas you might get asked the same. so what would you say to that question?
or "spin the tires mate" "how fast?" "Got NOS?"
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Matt H
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I get this all the time
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CorsAsh
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My car was misfiring slightly one night as i backed out of the garage, sounded vaguely scoobyish, some young chav type stands there with his mates and goes "kin ell that sounds mint, how fast have you had it??"
Didn't have the heart to say it was a 1.2 and only goes upto 100mph with a tailwind and a tow from an X5, so just said "fast enough"
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All Torque
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General chav rule: the louder it is, the faster it goes. My dad's ford runs a 356ci V8 but sounds very quiet, someone once asked if it was 'real'? I blame 'the fast and the furious'.
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Carl
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quote: Originally posted by All Torque
I blame 'the fast and the furious'.
Wait till young chavs try to recreate the cornering speeds! at speeded up filming on that film.
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CorsAsh
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Yeah, and they also believe that real performance cars all have 400 speed gearboxes thanks to that film
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Matt H
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I remember being in Desmonds 1.2 SXI which had 4 exhausts & no silencers. A lad came up & said "thats a turbo innit?" "I bet its dead fast"
We were like, yeah it does 180mph
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Adam_B
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i usually just talk bollocks when some chavs ask me stuff, like 'yeah ive had it at 170mph' but the best one is telling the retards it does endos cos the braks are so good, the amount of people that are like 'really?' its quite worrying
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Matt H
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PMSL 
I'll be using that one next time
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CorsAsh
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The alternator is good on mine, for some reason it whistles, so sounds supercharged, fools the uneducated every time
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mav
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'whats under the bonnet mate'
a engine dumb fuck
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Matt H
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"Whats in that?"
Seats & a steering wheel
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corsa_godfather
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got told my 'car went on fire' when i had the gti because it spat a flame out the exhaust when i was changing gear lol
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All Torque
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while my dad was backing his mk2 golf GTi out of a parking space some kids asked "nice motor, do ya race?" His answer - "No, I'm a policeman" Worked a treat!
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MR2Mike
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quote: Originally posted by All Torque
while my dad was backing his mk2 golf GTi out of a parking space some kids asked "nice motor, do ya race?" His answer - "No, I'm a policeman" Worked a treat!
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ShEp
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i run them over
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Martyn
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quote: Originally posted by ShEp
i run them over
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Mistamist
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I was once questioned by a junior chav
"my mate sez yu got hydroliks, Lemme see"
i played along, pulled up the hand brake, put it in reverse and got the bighting point and lifted the rear right up. his face was a complete picture.
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shane2corsa
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i was sat ticking over at the lights in my old 1.2 8v and a lad came up looked at the spoiler and wheels and said i bet this is well fast mate! how much u had out of it? i said 145!
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All Torque
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Just now on MSN Some kid added me because of the pic of my car on my profile (with the angel eyes rings on) and the first things he said to me were "hi, nice motor, I bet thats fast". Yeah.... It goes 200mph because it has angel eyes ¬_¬ GEEK!
Why is he looking for male profiles anyways?
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fiestakidda
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Remeber when i had the roll cage in the Nova and was at the bank getting some money when some chav kids walked over and one lad said to his mates " Look at that he's got NOS look at the pipes in the back"
You got to laugh
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Skylined
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quote: Originally posted by M15T XE
i played along, pulled up the hand brake, put it in reverse and got the bighting point and lifted the rear right up. his face was a complete picture.
We used 2 do this in the college car park....unbelievable how many people say "make it bounce!" or "as if how much were they"
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M6RKK
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" what does it rev 2 "
ahah... no comment
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All Torque
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drax
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forgetting this thread is from last year..
when i picked up the s13, was in the garage and some chavvies walked past, the ring leader voiced ..
"thats a drift car that is beeeeiii"
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