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Author My day, depicted with smileys
Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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   22nd Nov 05 at 21:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

- Drove to work with no working washer jets

- Quit my job

- Drove home with no working washer jets

- Had Chinese for dinner

- Went to Halfords with my brother and purchased a new washer bottle motor, fitted it and no water still!

- Took the washer bottle indoors to give it a clean, and the hole where the water comes out was clogged with what could only be described as snot or very thick semen... Gave it all a good clean with hot water, my washer bottle looks brand new now and I have super dooper powerful washer jets - YAY!

xxx
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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22nd Nov 05 at 21:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

oooh ok

woke up

quickie before work

worked untill 6

came home

cooked dinner

ate dinner

watched holby city

got a mouthful from Richie for closing IE down when he came into room, because i didnt want him to see me reading the 'hottest women' thread and thinking ive turned lesbo

sat at pc on my own

will go to bed on my own...

then it starts all over again
Sam
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22nd Nov 05 at 21:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Not a very happy day Alison.
Ally
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Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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22nd Nov 05 at 21:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

nah

Also going to look round a studio flat tomorrow as house prices are fucking rediculous
Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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22nd Nov 05 at 21:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Woke up at 7am no one at the side of me

Got in van and engine management light is on - performance of a mobilty scooter

Couldnt find the job i had to be at , circled leeds more times than the prostitutes

Fitting outside lights freezing cold

Dinner time came untill i realised id left my wallet at home

Drop my van off at garage and dig corsa out

Petrol light on corsa and no money for any

Get home and realised a bird has emptied its guts all over my roof and rear windscreen

Go down to boxing and forgot my gloves -so i had to use there own smelly sweaty ones

come home put my tea in microwave , walked into room and stubbed my toe on chair and dropped my plate of food on carpet scraped it all back on and ate it with dog hairs

and the worst of the worst just found out that my local is closing down tomorrow and the landlord is leaving and theres no one new to take over

but the good news of the day is everything in the pub is only 50p a drink
Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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22nd Nov 05 at 21:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Mine went like

- woke up

- went to work half 8 til 5

- come home and had my tea

- went shopping

- been bored all night
Siberia
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Registered: 9th Oct 03
Location: Leprechaun Land Drives : Zafira GSI
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22nd Nov 05 at 21:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

arnt you living with your fella? why are you going to bed on yer tod?
Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
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22nd Nov 05 at 21:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Mine went like

- woke up all wet and willing

- went to work half 8 til 5 got pounded throughout my breaks by my boss

- come home and had my tea and played with my fanny

- went shopping for a new rampant rabbit as i bust my otherone by over usage

- been buggerd all over all night


want to meet?
L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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22nd Nov 05 at 21:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i woke up

came on here

will go to bed in a few hours
Sam
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22nd Nov 05 at 21:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Such a hard life eh Lee!
L33 LEG
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22nd Nov 05 at 21:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Such a hard life eh Lee!


having no job isnt as fun as u might think.

u will realise that soon enuf, why did u quit anyway?
Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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22nd Nov 05 at 21:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Woke Up

Work

Tea

Twat on eBay sniped us

Footie training

Ankles hurt from ^^

Same cunt sniped us

Emailed him some abuse about being a ticket touting cock

:S Still looking for tickets... decent ones about provided cockface stays away!
Sam
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22nd Nov 05 at 21:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Such a hard life eh Lee!


having no job isnt as fun as u might think.

u will realise that soon enuf, why did u quit anyway?


Got a better paying job closer to home, 7 miles each way as opposed to 40 miles each way, and spending £80/week on petrol!
ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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22nd Nov 05 at 21:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Woke up

Turned my computer on

Internet connection not working again

Went to design a toy, had lots of good ideas

Downloaded some instructions for a Lego model

Assembled said Lego model, on my computer in SolidWorks

Made some home made spaghetti bolognaise for dinner

Watched TV

Helped SteveW cheat in a pub quiz via SMS
Jamie Walby
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Registered: 15th Nov 04
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22nd Nov 05 at 21:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

woke up about 10

had a bacon sandwich and a couple of cups of tea

drove to southampton windscreen kept on getting covered in crap from the roads

water for windscreen washers ran out

shopped and pissed about in southampton

drove home, kerbed wheel big time in car park

got stuck in traffic, took 1 hour 40 minutes to get from southampton to bournemouth

got home

had dinner

had a text from a 16 year old that wants the hot beef injection

had a wank

came on here on and off

watched football

came oback on here
L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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22nd Nov 05 at 22:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Such a hard life eh Lee!


having no job isnt as fun as u might think.

u will realise that soon enuf, why did u quit anyway?


Got a better paying job closer to home, 7 miles each way as opposed to 40 miles each way, and spending £80/week on petrol!


CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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22nd Nov 05 at 22:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Woke up

Went for review at uni

Review went well

Drove home

Fitted calibra leathers

Pissed about on CS all day

Watching CSI
Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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22nd Nov 05 at 22:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



How is Sharon?
L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
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22nd Nov 05 at 22:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Sam


How is Sharon?


i dnt know, i was meant to ring her but i cudnt be arsed lol



Sam
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22nd Nov 05 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

L33 LEG
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22nd Nov 05 at 22:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

she'l probably be asleep now anyway
Cavey
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Location: Derby
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22nd Nov 05 at 22:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Worked till 245am, wasn't too bad.

went back to girlfriends house, as she waited for me to finish work, found out she was still on so i got a blow job

Went to sleep, woke up this morning, lied in bed till 1, went for a subway that she paid for got it cheap as the workers are retards and charged me wrong

Went to Asda got a massive pizza for £2

Went back to girlfriends, got another blow job

She went to work, dropped me home Went to pub for a quick one Came home watched the footy which was a bit shit

About to start an assignment that's due in tomorrow

Gonna go sleep at some silly time, and probably not even bother handing the assignment in anyway
Robbo
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Location: London
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22nd Nov 05 at 22:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think I may go request a blow job... my missus is on too so fingers corssed
Cavey
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Location: Derby
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22nd Nov 05 at 22:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Also...

Got told by the missus, she doesn't do it for me, she does it because she likes it

Get in Good luck Robbo !
Rus
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
Location: SE London, Kent
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22nd Nov 05 at 22:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

woke up at 9:45 for uni

drove to uni, which was ok

showed my work to the german guy

had a bom bay bad boy pot noodle

finished it off with chips and sausage for £1.30

pissed about at uni

drove home (still have pot noodle taste)

watched the new harry potter film (shite)

worked on uni work for tomorrow (finished it)

fucked about on cs and other internet sites

i'm hungry now

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