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Author Can we all Hold hands and prey silence ..................
jr
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9th Mar 06 at 19:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

as i have been informed that Muppetsport is about to start his corsa for the first time, and is quite nervous about doing so
bradfincham
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9th Mar 06 at 19:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

If anyone hears a sound similair to that of the bang from the buncefield oil refinery in hemel hempstead

then we all know that it didnt go to well
jr
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" a large explosion and fire was seen today up north somewhere, onlookers said the smell of green and optimax could be smelt from 14 miles away"
Liam
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quote:
Originally posted by jr


" a large explosion and fire was seen today up north somewhere, onlookers said the smell of green and optimax could be smelt from 14 miles away"


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9th Mar 06 at 19:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

have all my fingers crossed and im typing this with my nose!!

Mertin
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9th Mar 06 at 19:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

whats the story here like?
jr
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9th Mar 06 at 19:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

muppetsport, best corsa on here possibly, blew it up, rebuilt it while beeing high on cannibis (alledgegly) and is about to start it for the first time
Mertin
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9th Mar 06 at 19:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i see, whats the spec of the corsa (well basics, engine lol)
Mertin
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9th Mar 06 at 19:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

if he was high on cannabis its likely a 1.0l engine hes got in, or something ridicously big and no bonnet or front bumper lol
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only problem is that his short term memory is so fucked from the weed he has forgotten to put the engine in the car and is running it on his black and decker workmate.
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9th Mar 06 at 19:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Mertin
i see, whats the spec of the corsa (well basics, engine lol)


err, phase 3 LET isn't it? 300bhp+?
jr
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Engine: 2.0 16v c20xe engine from astra gte16v, block drilled and tapped for oil return to turbo, block bored to 2045cc, 87mil je forged low compression pistons, steel conrods with arp bolts, lightened and balanced crank, fidanza 3.4kg aluminium flywheel with arp flywheel bolts, wallace performance modified bearings, piper cams, ngk-bcp7evx spark plugs, modified rotar arm, magnecor kv8.5mil silicone plug leads, FSE motorsport adjustable fuel pressure regulator, MSD 550cc fuel injectors, enlarged top hat intake, eds 8.1 litre front mounted intercooler, bailey venturi twin pitson dump valve, 3" exhaust system from turbo back custom made by blue flame, autosprint worked head with bronze valve guides, wasted stem oversize inlet valves and oversize exhaust valves, 1.9mm steel layered head gasket, arp cylinder head stud kit, sbd oil pump gears and nylon pressure release valve, m-tec driveshafts, m-tec pas pump mount, lee mitchell engine mounts, walbro 400bhp fuel pump, spal 12" slimline fan, innovate wideband lambda control with bosch wideband lambda probe, oil spray bars, red silicone boost and vacuum hoses, hybrid kkk16 turbo, uprated actuator with eds power spring, cone filter, stainless rocker cover bolts, carbon fibre plug and cambelt covers, eds phase 4 chips - 370+bhp, 7950rpm rev limit and 1.8bar boost, re-calibrated map sensor for phase 4, apexi avc-r electronic boost controller, aquamist 1s water injection kit with race spec pump, m-tec front strut brace
Bram
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9th Mar 06 at 19:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by jr
Engine: 2.0 16v c20xe engine from astra gte16v, block drilled and tapped for oil return to turbo, block bored to 2045cc, 87mil je forged low compression pistons, steel conrods with arp bolts, lightened and balanced crank, fidanza 3.4kg aluminium flywheel with arp flywheel bolts, wallace performance modified bearings, piper cams, ngk-bcp7evx spark plugs, modified rotar arm, magnecor kv8.5mil silicone plug leads, FSE motorsport adjustable fuel pressure regulator, MSD 550cc fuel injectors, enlarged top hat intake, eds 8.1 litre front mounted intercooler, bailey venturi twin pitson dump valve, 3" exhaust system from turbo back custom made by blue flame, autosprint worked head with bronze valve guides, wasted stem oversize inlet valves and oversize exhaust valves, 1.9mm steel layered head gasket, arp cylinder head stud kit, sbd oil pump gears and nylon pressure release valve, m-tec driveshafts, m-tec pas pump mount, lee mitchell engine mounts, walbro 400bhp fuel pump, spal 12" slimline fan, innovate wideband lambda control with bosch wideband lambda probe, oil spray bars, red silicone boost and vacuum hoses, hybrid kkk16 turbo, uprated actuator with eds power spring, cone filter, stainless rocker cover bolts, carbon fibre plug and cambelt covers, eds phase 4 chips - 370+bhp, 7950rpm rev limit and 1.8bar boost, re-calibrated map sensor for phase 4, apexi avc-r electronic boost controller, aquamist 1s water injection kit with race spec pump, m-tec front strut brace


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Wrighty
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9th Mar 06 at 19:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

top fella is mr muppetsport

and what a machine he has built,hope it all goes well for him
Mertin
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dont think iv seen him on for a while?

was it carabic blue? used to confuse him with matt h
jr
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9th Mar 06 at 19:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

teddys old shell smoke grey gsi, on speedlines
jr
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9th Mar 06 at 19:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Courtosy of the muppetsport archive



[Edited on 09-03-2006 by jr]
SVM 286
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9th Mar 06 at 19:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have my testicles crossed for Mupps.
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mwg
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I haven't seen any smoke yet so must be going well
jr
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9th Mar 06 at 19:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

or he maybe just hasnt started
big eck
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9th Mar 06 at 19:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Did it run ok???
jr
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9th Mar 06 at 19:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

im waiting to hear back, maybe he has found 1/4 ounce or something, so might be a few hours yet
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9th Mar 06 at 19:40   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

this says it all..

Chris says:
started ur ar yet?

muppetsport says:
not yet

muppetsport says:
just rolling a joint

Chris says:
haha
BeArDy
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9th Mar 06 at 19:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Any news?

Sounds like hes got his finger out of his arse and got it finished. More like hes run out of Skunk and need to drive to his dealer

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