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3CorsaMeal
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That if your 20xe corsa is poorly you can phone Lee Mitchell and hold the phone up to the ECU and he can fix it by talking to it in a stern manner?

wow, he's like the redtop equivilent of doctor doo-little
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Russ
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i heard he can do the same thing when fitting new springs.
3CorsaMeal
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i think he should be CS's very own chuck norris of the corsa
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Any1 remember Harry Enfields doctor doolittle?

'....now say bollox!'
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i've also heard that when Lee shaves his head he has a Coscast logo stamped into his skull
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he does have a coscast head but its not different to the GM one.
James
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I heard his house doesnt run on electricity and gas, he has 10 C20XEs in his garden running in unison to run it
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
That if your 20xe corsa is poorly you can phone Lee Mitchell and hold the phone up to the ECU and he can fix it by talking to it in a stern manner?

wow, he's like the redtop equivilent of doctor doo-little


Have you seen Terminator 3, when the female one rings the numebr and modem noise comes out of her mouth? It's just like that, but with a southern accent.
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by James
I heard his house doesnt run on electricity and gas, he has 10 C20XEs in his garden running in unison to run it


thats true



once he was in a mates car and the engine mounts broke, Lee proceeded to climb into engine bay and hold the engine in place with his bare hands while shouting "just drive, save yourself, i'll be fine"
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CorsAsh
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LMFAO
James
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I heard when he runs out of petrol, he just puts his feet through the floor and runs - flintstones style
Rob_Lee
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Who's Lee Mitchell???
Conway563
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob_Lee
Who's Lee Mitchell???



Sounds like the Stig to me
3CorsaMeal
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he's very much like the Stig
Jambo
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@ this thread, and jake pure genius unnoticed!
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i heard if he concentrates for long enough, he can poo out speedlines and gsi kits
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
i heard if he concentrates for long enough, he can poo out speedlines and gsi kits


send his shoot this way
mwg
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
That if your 20xe corsa is poorly you can phone Lee Mitchell and hold the phone up to the ECU and he can fix it by talking to it in a stern manner?

wow, he's like the redtop equivilent of doctor doo-little


Scoty B
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
That if your 20xe corsa is poorly you can phone Lee Mitchell and hold the phone up to the ECU and he can fix it by talking to it in a stern manner?

wow, he's like the redtop equivilent of doctor doo-little

Corsa_Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by bradgsi
quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
i heard if he concentrates for long enough, he can poo out speedlines and gsi kits


send his shoot this way


3CorsaMeal
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Does Lee still dabble with the corsas?

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