3CorsaMeal
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please add your facts you've learnt about this amazing machine...
if a CTR drives past you and your within 1 metre of it, it takes half your face off with it
CTR on a conveyour belt = not only does it take off, it leaves the earth so fast the earth starts spinning so much that all other cars are sent into orbit
I imagine hitting the vtec mode feels much like the moment willy wonkas glass elevator burst thru the roof
when a CTR reaches top speed the centrufugal force on the wheels is so massive the air inside the tyres turns into liquid and they turn into 20" rims
last year i flew to cyprus and halfway over the sea a CTR came razzing past the plane and proceeded to out brake us on the runway
i reckon vtec feels like spinning your arm round really fast, half of you is enjoying it, the other half is worried it will fall off 
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
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Chuck Norris drives a CTR
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Dean_W
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Registered: 13th Dec 05
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I've heard chuck norris's round house kick is powered by vtec.
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
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The ROFLCOPTER is actually powered by the same 197bhp engine found in a CTR
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Tommy
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Ok i must of missed something, is this funny ?
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Kerry
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
last year i flew to cyprus and halfway over the sea a CTR came razzing past the plane and proceeded to out brake us on the runway
i remember that darling 
i think it was the lexus lights creating afterburner effects iirc imo lollabate
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Edd
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the CTR was developed by NASA
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James
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If you drive a CTR, your Hot Or Not rating will become 11 out of 10
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Dean_W
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
the CTR was developed by NASA
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James
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If you look into the mirror and say CTR 5 times, your feet will turn into VTEC powered LOLERSKATES
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Jake
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The original engine developed a massive flatspot up until 5000rpm which is when the fuel pressure caught up, this was then marketed as - what we all know and love - the Vtec.
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James
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I'm bored 
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Edd
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a CTR doing a donught has the same effect as superman flying round the world anti-clockwise
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Chris Bingham
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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You can always spot CTR owners in a crowd - they are the ones dragging their knuckles along the ground.
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Kerry
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If you drive a CTR you go to heaven where you get to devore beautiful virgins and live in paradise
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ssj_kakarot
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quote:
Originally posted by LoudandLow
Ok i must of missed something, is this funny ?
lol not just me then
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
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why am i laughin
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Dione J
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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
Location: West Midlands Drives: Leon Cupra Turbo
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Honda - Power of dreams
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Lawrah
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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. CTR's 3. Cancer
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
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evrey baker in the world wants to own a CTR as there delivery van, unfortuatley only a lukcy few actully do have there very own breadvan
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Edd
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good work lawrah beauty and ............eh just beauty 
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Kerry
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HONDA
Hang On Not Done Accelerating
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by ssj_kakarot
quote:
Originally posted by LoudandLow
Ok i must of missed something, is this funny ?
lol not just me then
you miserable fcukers
i would give my opinions on your threads, but i can't find many 
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Kerry
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http://www.villagehobbycentre.com/jokes.html
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Kerry
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I must admit though this ad is good
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/honda-ad.html
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