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loo_goblin
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11th Jan 07 at 21:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

...What do you call the bloke in the toilet that tries to sell u a lollie pop for about 6 quid??
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Gay Rapist
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the freshen-up man
Haimsey
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lollypop man


Marcy Marc

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Cupra Steve
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toilet bloke!! They really piss me off cos normally when i'm drunk i give them a tenner for a squirt of jpg!!!!
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a robbing bastard
Robin
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fucking wierdo.
Haimsey
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uncle


Marcy Marc

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CraigyG
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Freshen-up for tha pussssssssssssy man!
Mark1984_SRI
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quote:
Originally posted by CraigyG
Freshen-up for tha pussssssssssssy man!


Seems they span the country, we have them here too
Mark330d
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border jumper?
illegal immigrant?
MikeD
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11th Jan 07 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

does anyone else sing the freshen up song too them?
G_Man
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I went out last sunday, and he was shouting

'No wash, no nosh'

offering soap to everyone

[Edited on 11-01-2007 by G_Man]
Mark1984_SRI
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quote:
Originally posted by Mark330d
border jumper?
illegal immigrant?


No the "freshen up men" that linger in the toilets offering lollipops and aftershave for donations
Mark1984_SRI
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quote:
Originally posted by G_Man
I went out last sunday, and he was shouting

'No was, no nosh'

offering soap to everyone


he offered you a nosh?? then said no becuase you didn't wash??

[Edited on 11-01-2007 by Mark1984_SRI]
Kif
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11th Jan 07 at 22:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fucking annoying is what i call em but i still buy a lolly
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
No the "freshen up men" that linger in the toilets offering lollipops and aftershave for donations


Is it wrong not to donate?
G_Man
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why lollies?
myke
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spear chuckers
lucky lucky men
Mark1984_SRI
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
No the "freshen up men" that linger in the toilets offering lollipops and aftershave for donations


Is it wrong TO donate?


Whatever floats your boat i guess mate
Robbo
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lucky lucky man
j10E W
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quote:
Originally posted by myke
spear chuckers
lucky lucky men


banned!
Mark330d
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11th Jan 07 at 22:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
quote:
Originally posted by Mark330d
border jumper?
illegal immigrant?


No the "freshen up men" that linger in the toilets offering lollipops and aftershave for donations


yes thats the words id use to describe them, dont speek a word of fecking english. They always seem to get punched by gangs of lads tho. tis funny
Mark1984_SRI
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11th Jan 07 at 22:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I once got chucked out of a club because of one of those guys Whilst in a tiolet cubicle taking a dump he managed to unlock the toilet door, i just wedged my foot against it. He did it again, i got pissed off!!! being a fully fledged beer warrior, i kicked the door shut and it hit him in the face, i was escorted out after i finished
Mark330d
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I can just imagine that. Bouncers all waiting outside holding their noses saying "are you finished yet?" lol. Did you never learn to take a shit before you leave the house?

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