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All Torque
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20th Jan 07 at 17:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
....All you body functions stop working, including your heart.

Thats bollocks isnt it? If your heart stops you'll die.
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20th Jan 07 at 17:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Try and keep your eyes open when you sneeze.
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20th Jan 07 at 17:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
all your bodily functions can't stop working as you have an eyelid close response to stop the expelled bacteria getting in your eye and to stop your eyes from popping out.
All Torque
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20th Jan 07 at 17:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Thank you
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20th Jan 07 at 17:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Everytime you sneeze, you die a little.
All Torque
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if you could maange to keep ur eyes open when u sneeze ur eyes would pop out
Kif
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20th Jan 07 at 17:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
if you could maange to keep ur eyes open when u sneeze ur eyes would pop out


Matchsticks?
BarnshaW
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lol, ur braver then me to try, if you do try then video it for us to see
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not stricly true there are people who don't have the reflex, rare but still there eyes dont shut when sneezing.
ed
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When you sneeze it's your soul trying to escape. That's why people say bless you. So your bodily functions must hault....
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also bullshit, if you sneeze 3 times in a row you are said to be visited by the devil, you're meant to say bless you before the last sneeze.
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20th Jan 07 at 18:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I sneeezed when driving, and kept my eyes open, i almost broke my nose on the steering wheel though
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21st Jan 07 at 00:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
your heart stops
Seany
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21st Jan 07 at 00:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
was told years ago thay if u cld sneeze ten times in a row it was ment to feel the same as an orgasm. fack knows who made that crap up?
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quote:
Originally posted by drax
I sneeezed when driving, and kept my eyes open, i almost broke my nose on the steering wheel though


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haha i was told by someone when i was little that if you burped, farted and sneezed at the same time you would die lol cant see that even being possible
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For anyone that has tried to sneeze and keep your eyes open, what did you expect to do afterwards if it worked and your eyes were hanging outside your head? I've often wondered that
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21st Jan 07 at 19:43   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
probably scream.
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21st Jan 07 at 19:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or turn them round and look at my holes.
Jake
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thats fucking sick rob.
ed
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Perhaps you should only try with one eye. That way you would still have a working eye yo use
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Talking of eyes, wonder if your japseye closes up too?
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Why would your japs eye be open when sneezing anyway. Unless your were taking a slash.

Feeling a scientific experiment coming on.
Kurt
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apparently if you sneeze and someone says bless you your not meant to say thank you as it cancels it out or something

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