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Shane
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as title, when we left we all put 2 and got a razor and some shaving gell for our female head of year because she seemed to have a few wayword hairs on her chin
dazbircher
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we hada few at school that ranged from poor to extreme. eggs and stinkbombs were the usually crappy ones. taped the "midget" kit sideways to the tennis court fences about 3 foot off the floor and then poured ketchup on him (was fooking hilarious)
Ally
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24th Jan 07 at 10:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

One girl ate aload of ink cartridges and threw keyboards out of the windows in our music class

I mainly skived and smoked round the back with the boys
VegasPhil
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Fire alarms, smoke bombs etc etc. Locked "Jesus" our english teacher in the classroom and didn't let him out for over half an hour.


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topshot_2k
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24th Jan 07 at 11:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

some kid at our school, threw the work tools from metal work into the aluminium smelter thing, teachers didnt find out for over an hour
Dean_W
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quote:
Originally posted by VegasPhil
Locked "Jesus" our english teacher in the classroom and didn't let him out for over half an hour.


We had a Jesus aswell, but he tought business studies.

We had a few pranks, we locked a teacher in a store cupboard and then trashed the classroom. That was funny.
nova_gteuk
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In our skool,last day was called rampage day,we would all cause give the year 9 and year 10 people shit - throw them in bins,make them eat grass,egg them,spray thwm with fart gas,stick broken fountain pen cartridges in their shirt pockets,then the fire alarm would go every 20 minutes

God i miss school
corsa_chelle
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24th Jan 07 at 11:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

some guys at my school stuck panty liners everywhere and put tomato ketcup on them and some others stole everyones for sale signs and stuck them at the entrance of the school
Richie
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24th Jan 07 at 11:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We threw a wheelie bin at our Head of year 11
Cosmo
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we used to have an on going war with the Janitor/caretaker guy who seemed to think he had more power than he did.

He used to lock the doors to the rooms so we couldnt get in, so we used to push the windows open (old big metal windows) all climb in then start banging on the door until a teacher opened it and tell them he locked us in. Broke into his little room where he ate and stuff and put two fish down a hole in the wall that stunk the place out for months as he couldnt find it.
Tom
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24th Jan 07 at 11:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Bully's

I think I bunked off for the last week
Cosmo
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first years were always good targets aswell....

tying them to the metal drainpipes with their ties. When they asked where a particular building was send them onto the back field, and tell them it was right at the back over a load of mud.
Tom
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24th Jan 07 at 11:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We threw some gimp in our year in a sink of hot water once

Locked a lad in a cupboard at the back of our form room for a whole dinner time while we sat on the table placed infront of it, we even left him there when the teacher was taking the register so she thought he wasn't in....making coughing noises etc when he shouted for help

We were very nasty in school
BarnshaW
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kids at our school resprayed the playing field white in the shape of a naked woman, and then named it underneath after one of the sexy teachers there.

it measured about 70ft in size
Tom
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24th Jan 07 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We were never that organised more just cheeky little fuckers

Our whole year did a sit out protest once though to try and get sent home cos' it was too hot

All the hardcore ones who wouldn;t move got bollocked, my mate got suspended for swinging at a teacher who tried to drag him back into school
Tommy
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We got deep heat and spayed a massive cock in front of our headmasters room on a field. It was huge, cum shots as well.
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
my mate got suspended for swinging at a teacher who tried to drag him back into school


we had a few in our year who swung at teacher.

One guy smacked the Art teacher, he was obviously very very gay with a bad lisp, and he starting bollocking him so he juct smacked him and busted his nose

Also had one guy who was shagging the french teacher!

Tom
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Some lad in my year called 'cheddar' ( - was a ginger nut ) had a full blown fist fight with a pe teacher it was ace

We had some proper 'riot 'like' fights in our school started as a sort of three on one on this double hard black lad and all went off (testosterone methinks) heads getting smashed against walls etc it was funny

I remember I had 5 lads waiting for me to come back from my house at dinner time once, all pretty hard lads I used to be 'mates' with, I had basicually kopped for this lad joels bird on new years eve and he wern't happy

We dragged me to the field by my tie and told me I was gonna fight him, I had one mate with me and he had four of the biggest scallies (2 wern't even from my school :lol ) stood by him. I said no and he started throwing some very very poor digs at me (like brushing past the side of my head etc :lol ) so I just started walking off and none of them tried to stop me. Got back to school and everyone was like yeah he's gonna kill you after school. I wasn't scared then as I knew he couldn't fight for shit, anyway he was waiting outside and some lad who I knew who had just moved here from the caribean walked past him before i'd got to the gates and he started giving him abuse. This lad ben kicked fuck out him and two of his mates on his own

Hence I didn't have to have that fight
Fee
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24th Jan 07 at 11:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I never stayed for sixth year so missed out on the last day.
On our last day of 5th year though me and my friend went in still pissed from the night before My friend got sent home and banned from the closing ceremony that afternoon....I had to sit through it with a stinking hangover and almost passed out everytime we had to stand up to sing
Sara
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The bad kids were banned from 'the last day of school' at our school and teachers came on the buses home with us so we couldnt throw eggs, flour etc
Cosmo
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our last day was always announced, and then they'd just tell us on the last lesson a few days before that we dont need to come in anymore!!

Soon learnt to stockpile eggs and flour in our lockers for a while before though!
PaulW
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a few lads robbed off with boggies mini (maths teacher) and left it upside down in a field

me... i just made a lovely program which set all the displays to 160x120 and then slowly ate away at the disc space...
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quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
me... i just made a lovely program which set all the displays to 160x120 and then slowly ate away at the disc space...


our IT teacher used to leave the room all the time so we used to set the schedule thingy so all the CD drives would open on all the computers at the same time, then close, then open again 5 mins later, when the next class was in.
Shane
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i spent most of my last day in hospital aswel, having my broken thumb sorted, still had to go back to hospital the next day to have the cast renewed due to having food all over it and water damage from water ballons
nik
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Can't say what I did as the police will come knocking. Suffice to say it involved an oval race track

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