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Jas
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A lad aged about 20-25 just rang the bell... (quite rough looking)

Hi mate,

Ive just got out of prison here's my prison identity card..

I'm basically on a young offenders program trying to get back on my feet selling car cleaning products..

would you or your parents be interested?


"do you drive"

Yes the white saxo..

"oohhhhhhh, yes i did see it"


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at least hes trying...
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Should of asked him what he was jailed for, and if he said Grand Theft Auto, spit in his face.

Edit: I've always wanted to use GTA in a sentence


[Edited on 05-09-2007 by Eckmcmann]
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i predict great things for this thread
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Should of asked him what he was jailed for, and if he said Grand Theft Auto, spit in his face.


Surely he wouldn't say that unless he was American/in America ?
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I had someone round the other week saying the same thing, said I didnt want anything so he tried to guilt trip me by saying all about why he was inside and how he wants to turn his life around.

I still didnt buy anything
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Should of asked him what he was jailed for, and if he said Grand Theft Auto, spit in his face.


Surely he wouldn't say that unless he was American/in America ?


Read the edit Willay. It was a fantastic oppertunity that I had to take.
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ha ha ha, it was prob a code name for smack lol
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Should've shanked him.
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
quote:
Originally posted by willay
quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Should of asked him what he was jailed for, and if he said Grand Theft Auto, spit in his face.


Surely he wouldn't say that unless he was American/in America ?


Read the edit Willay. It was a fantastic oppertunity that I had to take.


excellent
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Screw that was I asking, he wasn't a huge bloke but He was 100% in for robbery and criminal damage.. I could smell it

agreed about (at least he's trying though)
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Should've shanked him.


To much Prison Break?
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could be back on the street beating up old women, id rather that they try and earn a decent living.
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Chris why do you use capital letters to start most words?

[Edited on 05-09-2007 by Eckmcmann]
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Eck why do you edit most posts
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Chris why do you use capital letters to start most words?
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Because It Makes A Better Statement

[Edited on 05-09-2007 by CorsaCF]
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Eck why do you edit most posts


Because I'm not as good at typing as I think I am
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Jas
Eck why do you edit most posts


Because I'm not as good at typing as I think I am


The Hair Clouds Your Vision
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quote:
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quote:
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Chris why do you use capital letters to start most words?
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Because It Makes Me GAY


Fair enough laddie
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaCF
quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
quote:
Originally posted by Jas
Eck why do you edit most posts


Because I'm not as good at typing as I think I am


The Hair Clouds Your Vision

It does sometimes And the red is a distraction
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SPAM!
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
i predict great things for this thread

This prediction was spot on.
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My hair's longer than yours Eck thats no excuse!
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I know but mine still gets in my way I'm not used to longer hair and cba going and getting it cut

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