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AK
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29th Oct 07 at 16:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

anyone had to give samples for work reasons?
Dean_W
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29th Oct 07 at 16:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yes. Piss in pot, give to foreman.

Thanks.
Colin
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29th Oct 07 at 17:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Had one in July along with my offshore medical, had to show the Dr my schlong aswell
Nath
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29th Oct 07 at 17:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

No.
Tom
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29th Oct 07 at 17:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Nope.....
Ian W
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29th Oct 07 at 17:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Had a piss test about 2 years ago for a job I went for.

Got through all the interviews and then failed the drugs test

Wouldn't be a problem now though
Colin
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29th Oct 07 at 17:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ive had 2 prior to that one aswell, One when I joined BP in 2000 & one last year when I was working part time for a hire company
smack
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29th Oct 07 at 17:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

synthetic piss is your best freind
psycho sport
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29th Oct 07 at 17:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yea, they were testing quality, damn quality control! dealers are getting more n more fussy these days!
Tom
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29th Oct 07 at 17:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What type of companies ask, and why do they need to know?
Seany
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29th Oct 07 at 17:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yep piss in a tub an they dip a tester in it and it even tells what drugs youve taken, failed neartly got sacked
Nath
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29th Oct 07 at 17:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've been drug tested when out on the piss

One of the clubs in town had some swab thing they put on the palm of your hand. They feed it into some machine thing and it determines if you're cunted or not.

Passed
Tom
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29th Oct 07 at 17:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

WTF WHAT THE FUCK

Fair enough if your driving or done something illegal or operating heavy machinery etc. If your out and you've had something what harm is it gonna do unless your geurning your tits off or look ill
Seany
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
I've been drug tested when out on the piss

One of the clubs in town had some swab thing they put on the palm of your hand. They feed it into some machine thing and it determines if you're cunted or not.

Passed

we have a new one like that at work they put a sticker on your forehead and feed into a printer type thingymabob says wether youve been drinkin ,taking drugs or that
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
WTF WHAT THE FUCK

Fair enough if your driving or done something illegal or operating heavy machinery etc. If your out and you've had something what harm is it gonna do unless your geurning your tits off or look ill


I guess if you fail they'll search you.

This particular club has a coke problem

There are white powdery residues in every toilet
Tom
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29th Oct 07 at 17:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Terrible
poole
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29th Oct 07 at 17:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
WTF WHAT THE FUCK

Fair enough if your driving or done something illegal or operating heavy machinery etc. If your out and you've had something what harm is it gonna do unless your geurning your tits off or look ill


I guess if you fail they'll search you.

This particular club has a coke problem

There are white powdery residues in every toilet


I'm pretty sure most clubs have this problem?
andyc1234
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29th Oct 07 at 17:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

not happened to me yet hope it never does
Tom
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29th Oct 07 at 17:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by poole
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
WTF WHAT THE FUCK

Fair enough if your driving or done something illegal or operating heavy machinery etc. If your out and you've had something what harm is it gonna do unless your geurning your tits off or look ill


I guess if you fail they'll search you.

This particular club has a coke problem

There are white powdery residues in every toilet


I'm pretty sure most clubs have this problem?


And pubs by mine
Nath
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29th Oct 07 at 17:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by poole
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
WTF WHAT THE FUCK

Fair enough if your driving or done something illegal or operating heavy machinery etc. If your out and you've had something what harm is it gonna do unless your geurning your tits off or look ill


I guess if you fail they'll search you.

This particular club has a coke problem

There are white powdery residues in every toilet


I'm pretty sure most clubs have this problem?


True story, but this one is ridiculous. You could probably get off your face just off what people leave behind
Tom
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29th Oct 07 at 17:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Why try and do proper lines on a toilet in a club, I've heard it's quicker, easier, less mingin keying it
Seany
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29th Oct 07 at 17:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

most toilets round here have a solution on them that turns the coke purple and dissolves sorta
smack
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29th Oct 07 at 17:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

wd40 is common
Jake
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29th Oct 07 at 17:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What club is that Nath?
Nath
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29th Oct 07 at 17:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by jake
What club is that Nath?


Oceana.

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