Kathryn W
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I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car.
He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again. He then made me managing director and I went right off into a tree.
The police came and asked me what had happened. I said "I careered off the road".
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dave17
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Andrew
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andy1868
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best joke i've heard today, really
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Cosmo
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leave the internet.
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MatthewR
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lol
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Haimsey
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shouldnt be using a mobile while driving tbf
Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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Andrew
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It was a bad joke Kathryn You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Tommy L
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Kathryn W
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Some woman in work put it on the intranet
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Andrew
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quote: Originally posted by Kathryn W
Some woman in work put it on the intranet
You know it was you
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Kathryn W
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It wasnt 
But i sort of liked it

Or should i say "i got it"
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Cosmo
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sounds like a right laugh in your work  
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Andrew
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I got it, it's just fuckin sad
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Kathryn W
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Kathryn W
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Well what about this one?
Two monkeys in the bath, one says 'oooh oooh ahh ahh ahh'
The other one says 'Put some cold in then!'
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Cosmo
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please stop now.
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andy1868
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Andrew
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I like that one
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Kathryn W
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*leaves*
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Andrew
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Me too, i'm bored now
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dave17
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*shuts door*
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dave17
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*bolts door*
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andy1868
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i was in B&Q before, some knobhead in an orange getup asked me if i wanted decking, so i sparked him
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
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*opens door & kicks andy out*
[Edited on 14-11-2007 by dave17]
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