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andyc1234
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do they all try and put pink shit inside. im getting a collection of fluffy things on my dash that i thow out everytime i clean the car but they seem to find their way back in.
AK
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19th Nov 07 at 19:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no
Joe
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Fuck no
IvIarkgraham
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19th Nov 07 at 19:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
they know not to put shite in mine
andyc1234
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i cant slap her thats a bit harsh. but what else can i do
Marc
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Someone left glitter on the seats 4 years ago. Still vacuuming it up now
TomWilly
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cock slap?
andyc1234
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quote:
Originally posted by TomWilly
cock slap?

tried it
corsa_godfather
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tea bag?
andyc1234
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kind of all in the same thing. mite try dry bum rape
Joe
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19th Nov 07 at 19:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Take a shit and put it on her dashboard. Say you don't like having my shit in your car do you!
mattk
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I have a little teddy hanging off my mirror and a little puppy teddy thing wedged bet6ween my windscreen and dashboard

I bought them for charity yeeeears ago they mean a bit to me so I stuck them in the car

Pink shit is a deffo no no

Unless its their Pink
Nismo
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19th Nov 07 at 19:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no!

The only "pink shit" they put in my car is the clam shell between there legs!
andyc1234
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think the lighter might have to come out
Butler
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lol no, just complain about how cold it is and scary it is 'like being on a rollercoaster' apparently. fuck em
andyc1234
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Butler
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Stripped out, roll cage + harnesses - not a girls best friend
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quote:
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Stripped out, roll cage + harnesses - not a girls best friend

Nobody's sayin you're a ladies man
Butler
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Lol, any guy who buys a car for the ladies is a bit of a mug tbh
andyc1234
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might get a cage just for some kinkyness
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no pink shit, she just tends to leave her rubbish in there and fingerprints on the door after its just been cleaned.bastards
andyc1234
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and kfc on the dash and hair brushes and lipstick and other girly shite.
DaNnY_LaD
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quote:
Originally posted by flybikeslee
no pink shit, she just tends to leave her rubbish in there and fingerprints on the door after its just been cleaned.bastards


Same Fookin here!!!!!

Also yeah she tryed puttin a fuckin pink noddy dog so wen i was goin to the pics the other night i thought fuck you!!!

Rolled the window down and thrown it out....Must be somewere on the m60.....
She said thats the last thing im buyin for your car now GTF....

Tbh i could of cared less!!!
csweatherston
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feet on the dash is as far as it goes....
Fro
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After having an ex break the shelf under the glovebox the bitches keep their feet down!! and i wrap them up in one of those psycho jackets

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