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Kurt
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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
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4th Jan 08 at 13:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

So im planning a trip to the south this weekend.. is there anything i need? innoculations? visa? permits? etc?

also whats the exhchange rate like compared to the north?

any useful phrases i should learn?? i know a few, but im far from fluent in southern..

Thanks Kurt
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4th Jan 08 at 13:46   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

shovel
lime
big sack
condoms
Kurt
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4th Jan 08 at 13:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i dont think i want to know what you southerners do on a weekend
Colin
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4th Jan 08 at 13:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Peter Tobins waiting on you mate....he says your the next little girl to 'get it'!
Kurt
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4th Jan 08 at 13:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

a regular in the pub i used to work at looks alot like peter tobin
Phi
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4th Jan 08 at 13:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

bring double the amount of cash with you..... !

well you can bring your passport if you want ... but most people who 'visit' the south are usually polish or suicide bombers and dont have one soo...
Robbo
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4th Jan 08 at 13:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think Kurt youll find Oxford quite civilised and not at all like dirty Essex/Kent
Tommy L
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4th Jan 08 at 13:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The water is better than north so don't drink out of the taps. Drink bottled water.
RyanSxi
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4th Jan 08 at 13:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

add an R after an A for no apparent reason when you speak to the fairies
Kurt
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4th Jan 08 at 14:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
The warter is better tharn north so don't drink out of the tarps. Drink bottled warter.


Cosmo
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4th Jan 08 at 14:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

stay away from this man

Phi
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4th Jan 08 at 14:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeah we have WATER down here
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_phi
yeah we have WATER down here


not during the months April to October usually.
Kurt
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Cosmo...

i dont fancy gurning so yeah im well staying away..
Nismo
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4th Jan 08 at 14:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

How far south? Cyder south?
deano87
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Be prepared to have LUNCH at midday to 2pm, DINNER in the evening, say 5pm til 7pm, and TEA mid afternoon, often known as AFTERNOON TEA or after dinner, before bed, about 8pm, known as TEA.

[Edited on 04-01-2008 by deano87]
Kurt
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4th Jan 08 at 14:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
How far south? Cyder south?


she drinks cider....
Kurt
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4th Jan 08 at 14:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

also is there much of a time difference?
RyanSxi
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Be prepared to have LUNCH at midday to 2pm, DINNER in the evening, say 5pm til 7pm, and TEA mid afternoon, often known as AFTERNOON TEA or after dinner, before bed, about 8pm, known as TEA.

[Edited on 04-01-2008 by deano87]


thats some crazy ass shit
Nismo
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4th Jan 08 at 14:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
How far south? Cyder south?


she drinks cider....


Its cyder if your local, Cider is the butchered term!
Dean_W
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4th Jan 08 at 14:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Go to the doctors and explain where your going. He/She will then give you some jabs.

I believe they make sure you stay talking properly, don't get dinner/lunch/tea mixed up, don't wear gay clothing etc.

Kurt
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4th Jan 08 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

jabs as in


for leaving the north in the first place?
RyanSxi
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quote:
Originally posted by Dean_W
Go to the doctors and explain where your going. He/She will then give you some jabs.

I believe they make sure you stay talking properly, don't get dinner/lunch/tea mixed up, don't wear gay clothing etc.




Are you seriusly saying southerners don't dress gay/camp
Bram
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4th Jan 08 at 14:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

If you see any white people then take some pics
Phi
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dont wear a tracksuit down here.....

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