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Nath
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7th Feb 08 at 12:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A bloke in my office has the loudest keyboard known to man!!! It drives me insane. I'm thinking I should break it so he has to get a new one from IT.

Any suggestions on how I could break it on the sly? I'm thinking about removing a key a jamming the mechanism down so its fucked.

And no, I'm not going to do the right thing and tell him I think he should get a new keyboard. How dull is that?!
Simon_16v
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7th Feb 08 at 12:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Chuck water on it?
Nath
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7th Feb 08 at 12:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nice idea, I'll consider it.
Tommy L
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7th Feb 08 at 12:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
chuck him on the keyboard.
pow
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7th Feb 08 at 12:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pull a key off (like the "a" key) and hide it. Failing that, cut the cable slightly under the table?
LiL_AnGeL
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7th Feb 08 at 12:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
knock water onto the keyboard.

take a letter out and fook about with the bit the key connects to, Actually do a few keys
Nath
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7th Feb 08 at 12:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
chuck him on the keyboard.


Could do
pow
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Just take a letter off and stab down through the key HARD with a pen etc. That should do it
Nath
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7th Feb 08 at 12:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You done this before pow? you seem to have alot of good ideas.
Nath
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7th Feb 08 at 12:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'd love to rip it off his desk and smash it over my knee. But I'm not sure thats very sly.
LiL_AnGeL
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7th Feb 08 at 12:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pow
Just take a letter off and stab down through the key HARD with a pen etc. That should do it


u copied me !! Grr!! hehe
Matt H
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7th Feb 08 at 12:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Rub all the markings off the keys, then he has to get a new one
Russ
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7th Feb 08 at 12:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ask him for sex, then when he says, yes/no.. break his keyboard
LiL_AnGeL
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
ask him for sex, then when he says, yes/no.. break his keyboard




or jsut for fun!

change all the letters about,..

Tommy L
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7th Feb 08 at 12:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
chuck him on the keyboard.


Could do
has to be done.
jacko198
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7th Feb 08 at 12:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just keep writing things with his keys
Like, swap them arround so it says "wanker" etc etc
See if he notices

Is it usb? or just a normal 1
Cos if its just a normal one, unplug it, and bend the pins in the connector
Skylined
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7th Feb 08 at 13:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
spill coke on it, better than water
JM Curdy
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7th Feb 08 at 13:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
set chuck norris onto it
dannymccann
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quote:
Originally posted by jacko198
Just keep writing things with his keys
Like, swap them arround so it says "wanker" etc etc


I might go and do that to my housemates keyboard, would be farking hilarious
jacko198
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7th Feb 08 at 13:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I did it with the keyboards in school once, yeh im cool, i know

[Edited on 07-02-2008 by jacko198]
Nath
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7th Feb 08 at 14:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Some good ideas
FruitBooTeR
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7th Feb 08 at 14:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just steal it so when he gets there next morning he has to get one
Hamish
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7th Feb 08 at 14:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cress seeds and water
Shane
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7th Feb 08 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just cum over the keys and leave a little note to say what you have done
ShEp
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7th Feb 08 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Rub dogger on the keys

then everytime you hear a tap from his keyboard you can giggle rather than get annoyed

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