gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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"mmmm nice tats"
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flybikeslee
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Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
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fancy a bum?
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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"interested in some shell suits?"
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Jakey
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Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
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"Just took GCSE's? What's the come down like" 
[Edited on 24-02-2008 by Jakey]
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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"I run the most successful Corsa website on the internet don't you know?"
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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Hi Im the owner of this place
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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quote:
Originally posted by James
"I run the most successful Corsa website on the internet don't you know?"
Sold 
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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No caption, just 'The girl from Ipanema' playing in Ian's head (a la 1970s/80s American lift music), whilst he nods and smiles approvingly.
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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"Do you come here often?"
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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"boobs, lulz"
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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Is that Kenzie from Blazin' Squad sat on the Del Sol?
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Mein Herr
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Registered: 29th Jan 08
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I think the girl nearest the dude on the left is saying.
"Well basically we found a shop called Marcel's cut off denims emporioum and they had a 2 for one deal, so me and Chantelle.....thats Chantelle....OH MY GOD CHANTELLE was you about to pick your nose?"
And Chantelle says:
"Fuck of Sally, he was gonna wanna slip me a length in the back of this shit mota, and now youve blown my shag with your nose pick slander"
And sally says:
"yeah but was you?"
And Chantelle says:
"Yeah thanks Sally some mate you are"
And then the chap says:
"To be fair Chantelle i was all about bumming your friend Sally here nose picking or not"
And then the chap in the background says:
"You aint the real David Beckham though!!"
And the fake David Beckham is saying:
"Well you look like that twat from that shit band who sang crossroads and was full of chavs and then banged that rotter Jodie Marsh who most blokes wuddent with a bag of cocks to spare!!"
And the bloke who looks like him says:
"What Kenzie?"
And the bloke who isnt David Beckham says:
"Yeah thats the tit!"
And the bloke who isnt Kenzie says:
"I aint him"
And the bloke who isnt David Beckham says:
"Yeah i know!"
And the bloke at the front who wants to bum Sally says:
"So how about it, you wanna come for a ride in my shit car so i cans bum you bad!?"
And sally says:
"No, im a lesbian"
And all the blokes suddenly turn round to look at her and mini tents go off in their pants.
And Chantelle says:
"Bitch"
And storms off.
THE END
not the most captiony of captions ever but i think it does the job.
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Planty02
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Registered: 5th Mar 05
Location: Burslem, Stoke-on-Trent
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"I'm not listeneing to a single word you're saying" 
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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That's the best post I've ever seen on here 
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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quote:
Originally posted by Mein Herr
Good evening Ollie. 
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dan_c4rsa
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Registered: 12th Dec 06
Location: North Yorks Drives: MK3 Seat Cupra
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even though he normally wasnt that picky, and obviously had the pick of the bunch, he just couldnt let his provate photographer get the fat one in.
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Mein Herr
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Registered: 29th Jan 08
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by Mein Herr
Good evening Ollie.
I wish people would STOP calling me Ollie.
Jambo says he was unfunny.
That makes me die a bit inside.
Mods please confirm that i am not Ollie?
Im unsure myself now.
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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'Must hide fat girls face, lens was expensive'
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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"So this blonde walks into a bar......Wait, I ain't going to have to say this three times am I?"
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dan_c4rsa
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Registered: 12th Dec 06
Location: North Yorks Drives: MK3 Seat Cupra
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You see if i close my eyes, i can pretend you're ALL attractive
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Mein Herr
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Registered: 29th Jan 08
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Why did the Blonde stare at the carton of Orange?
Cos it said concentrate on the box.
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Jules
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Registered: 26th Nov 04
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Status: Happy
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"Wanna see my puppys?"
"Would you like a sweetie little girl?"
Dirty uncle Ian....
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Nick-S
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Registered: 3rd Mar 04
Location: Leigh. Drives: RS Megane 230 F1 Team R26
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"sooooo.... which 1 of you is comeing home with me tonight"
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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quote:
Originally posted by Mein Herr
quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by Mein Herr
Good evening Ollie.
I wish people would STOP calling me Ollie.
Jambo says he was unfunny.
That makes me die a bit inside.
Mods please confirm that i am not Ollie?
Im unsure myself now.
Andy... is your name. 
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