XSIHardy
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Registered: 5th Feb 08
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i would like the worst of the worst chat up lines!
get a small little game going of,
put a load in a hat pull them out and you have to use what you have got
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Adge
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Registered: 28th Aug 04
Location: Lancashire
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nice tits, lets fuk
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XSIHardy
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Registered: 5th Feb 08
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quote: Originally posted by Adge
nice tits, lets fuk
thats fairly bad!
but i wont stuff that, your going to get hit for
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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Don't be shy, show's yer pie.
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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Don't be a trout, Show us yer clout
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K17STY
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Registered: 13th Dec 02
Location: West Lothian
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someone recently used "Youv not been getting much so how about we go regular" on me.
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Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
Location: South East Kent Drives: E46 M3
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Are you in the army because you can blow the shit out of me.
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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quote: Originally posted by K17STY
someone recently used "Youv not been getting much so how about we go regular" on me.
FFS I told Ash not to say that
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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"get you coat luv, i've got a knife"
"What does rohipnol taste like? let me know in the morning"
"do you go home with strangers? hi i'm Phil"
"is there a mirror in your knickers, cos i can see myself in them"
"my mate wants to know if you think i'm fit?"
"i have a cock, you have a pussy, how bout we fuck?"
"want to come to mine for a pizza and a fuck? why not, dont you like pizza?"
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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You don't sweat much for a fat lass.
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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'Your getting stabbed, do you want the meat or the metal?'
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Mobby
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Registered: 31st Dec 07
Location: Leicestershire
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''i like abit of meat''
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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Me - Wow you only look 20.
Girl - Oh thanks your so kind.
Me - Yeah, 20 stone.
Girl - *BLAM* *POW* *WHACK*
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willay
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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nice shoes wanna fuck
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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You should stay in my room tonight, i have Sky One
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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man: How much does a polar bear weigh?
girl: eh/what/fuck off you loser heard it before/vacant stare
man: I dunno either, but it breaks the ice.
or
I'd give you one.......... out of 10.
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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Come here and hold this
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Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
Location: South East Kent Drives: E46 M3
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Do you want pumped?
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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SHOW US WHERE YOU PISS FROM
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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quote: Originally posted by sam-smith
SHOW US WHERE YOU PISS FROM
That would seriously backfire if the girl had just had her bladder removed due to a bad car accident and she lifted her shirt up to reveal a pissbag.
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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yeah but it would at least be funny then!
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BluKoo
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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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Does this smell of chloroform to you?
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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OR she lifted her skirt to reveal a cock, bigger than yours.
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Get yer coat I've got a knife.
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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quote: Originally posted by Andrew
You should stay in my room tonight, i have Sky One
This made me snigger a little
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