chloe16v
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You’re driving your car to work in the pouring rain when you see three people on the side of the road at an uncovered bus stop. You recognize one as your best friend waiting to go to work, the second is you perfect lover someone that if you met you would eventually get married to, and the third is an elderly woman soaked to the bone, shivering and needs to go to the hospital.
The problem is that you only have one extra seat in your car so who do you give a ride to?
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Fraser Young
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Registered: 26th Dec 02
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The elderly woman.
As we would both be traveling to the same destination. Inspired. 
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Adam_B
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Registered: 13th Dec 00
Location: Lancashire
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give your car to your mate to take the old bag to hospital and you stand there with the fit bird.
Next.
[Edited on 26-04-2009 by Adam_B]
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
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take the old lady, girl of you dreams thinks your sweet for taking the old bird and your mate high5s you for getting the girl 
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chloe16v
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Registered: 29th Nov 07
Location: Rotherham
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B
give your car to your mate to take the old bag to hospital and you stand there with the fit bird.
Next.
[Edited on 26-04-2009 by Adam_B]
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John
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I'd drive past and kid on I hadn't seen them.
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Hammer
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Ram your car into a wall; your mate phones the ambulance for you, the fit bird checks if you're ok in the back of the ambulance and the old hag can wait on the next bus 
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DizzyRebel
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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
Location: Lincoln
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bros before ho's...
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dannymccann
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Location: Doddington, Lincolnshire
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I wouldnt want my seats to get wet tbh, its part and parcel of not having a car, they will be used to it.
Plus if that old woman dies next to you, somehow in this backwards country you would be done for manslaughter or something 
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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The bird. Your m8 can climb in the boot as he's a twat anyway and as the old woman's wet through.
A bit more rain aint gonna kill her so she can go on the roof rack.
[Edited on 27-04-2009 by _Allan_]
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Daveskater
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Registered: 29th Apr 08
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quote:
Originally posted by pip308
take the old lady, girl of you dreams thinks your sweet for taking the old bird and your mate high5s you for getting the girl
Win win 
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by John
I'd drive past and kid on I hadn't seen them.
Same here I'd start fishing in my glovebox for somethin.
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
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where's the "drive through a massive puddle soaking all of them even more and laughing heartily as you drive off safe in the knowledge you're a prick"?
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P1CK4D
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Location: Around Essex Somewhere
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There should be a choice of Its not my problem. Im warm and dry in the car
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Andy Stocker
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Shout at them
"Bus wankers!"
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James
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Location: Surrey
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
Shout at them
"Bus wankers!"
FFS I was JUST about post to that
[Edited on 27-04-2009 by James]
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Iain M
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Soak all 3 with the hugh puddle thats formed just infront of the bus stop.
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AndyKent
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quote:
Originally posted by Fraser Young
The elderly woman.
As we would both be traveling to the same destination. Inspired.
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dannymccann
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Location: Doddington, Lincolnshire
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Bus Wankers
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IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
Location: Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
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drive past whilst beeping and waving
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Scotty_B
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Location: East Kilbride
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None of them, I ain't get the seat wet.
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ShEp
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Location: Dingwall, Highland
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I'd go for the glovebox option.
This happens al the time on Saturday night, driving passed pissed mates wanting lifts,
I just pick up my mobile when I go passed them and pretend I'm doing something and I haven't noticed them
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Jay
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Registered: 26th Sep 04
Location: Liverpool
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quote:
Originally posted by John
I'd drive past and kid on I hadn't seen them.
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Sam
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I was at the Merry Hill shopping centre for those that know it and there was an ambulance at one of the bus stops there attending to an incident with an elderly pedestrian.
Would you a) tell the ambulance to move so buses could go to said bus stop, b) ask passengers to climb aboard the ambulance to bring passenger disruption to a minimal level, or c) walk to the adjacent car park towards your car, safe in the knowledge that you don't have to use smelly buses?
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a_j_mair
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Registered: 23rd Jan 04
Location: Scotland
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
where's the "drive through a massive puddle soaking all of them even more and laughing heartily as you drive off safe in the knowledge you're a prick"?
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