richardworrall
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Getting really fed up now of next door but one's cats shitting in my garden everyday. Its getting to the stage where im collected a dustpan full daily and throwing it back over their garden at night. Tried moth balls, covered the soil in ant powder and they just completely ignore it.
What have you guys found that works well, need ideas 
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DannyB
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Hang a string of CD's in the corner.
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Jake
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get a cat
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richardworrall
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rented so cant have my own cat
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Liam B
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Hit the motherfucker with a shovel
My dad ran over a car this morning pulling out of our estate, bent his grill 
You could always pour it back over the neighbors fence? Aim for the windows perhaps
[Edited on 13-06-2009 by flame-red]
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l15ter
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its nature you sad git
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DannyB
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quote:
Originally posted by flame-red
My dad ran over a car this morning pulling out of our estate, bent his grill
Does he have to pay for the cats new teeth?
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Liam B
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The cat claimed whiplash, i live on a main road so flat cats are a pretty common site
[Edited on 13-06-2009 by flame-red]
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Kathryn W
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Nothing much that can stop it to be honest
Try squeeze some fresh oranges or lemons onto the lawn they dont like strong smells...
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l15ter
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sit in the garden nude having a wank, next door will see you and move and take cat with them....THE END
[Edited on 13-06-2009 by l15ter]
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Jules S
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quote:
Originally posted by richardworrall
rented so cant have my own cat
Embrace the cat then...they are great animals.
Put a litter tray in your back garden (believe me they will shit in that first) then post the contents through neighbours letter box with a note.
Job done 
Throwing the shite back over the fence will make the next doors think the cat has shat in their garden so no win there.
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Liam B
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Not if they see you throwing it over at the windows!  make sure they see it
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Kathryn W
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Ask the neighbours if they have a litter tray... Majority of cats will go in one of them if there is one around. Neighbours are probablly lazy and dont have one
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l15ter
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FACT - cats will shit any where other than a litter tray
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richardworrall
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im gonna start dumping it on the roof of his car i think, modded Saxo so thats bound to wind him up and get the message
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DaveyLC
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You just need a jar of english mustard... Get a bit on your finger, attract the cat over and stroke it until it 'presents' (as they do) then dab the mustard on its ring piece.
Bye bye pussy cat.
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DannyB
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Fingering the neighbours cat is a no no I think.
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l15ter
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quote:
Originally posted by richardworrall
im gonna start dumping it on the roof of his car i think, modded Saxo so thats bound to wind him up and kick the shit out of me
quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
You just need a jar of english mustard... Get a bit on your finger, attract the cat over and stroke it until it 'presents' (as they do) then dab the mustard on its ring piece.
Bye bye pussy cat, hello rspca.
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Jules S
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quote:
Originally posted by l15ter
FACT - cats will shit any where other than a litter tray
FACT fail.
I've got two cats and they have never once shat anywhere other than the litter tray.
If you give a cat a 'private' place to poo...ie a little shed with a litter tray in it, they will use it 24/7 no worries.
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Bonney
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Just get a rifle and shoot the fucker. Having the same problem, There even sitting on the cars at night and fighting. Just looking out for a decent air rifle and the madness commences.
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K3 VMU
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ANTI FREEZE !!!!
they are attracted to the smell, drink it, goodbye moggy
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Bonney
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quote:
Originally posted by K3 VMU
ANTI FREEZE !!!!
they are attracted to the smell, drink it, goodbye moggy
Or, We was told to put some cork in cat food and somehow it puts them off.
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harrisp
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quote:
Originally posted by K3 VMU
ANTI FREEZE !!!!
they are attracted to the smell, drink it, goodbye moggy
Would prefer it if you drank it to be honest.
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Tommy L
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Landmines.
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am4nf
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anyone who kills someones pet is a sick fuck, yes they can be annoying, personally i wouldnt be happy if a cat even sat on my car never mind shat on it, buy a powerful water gun or pressure washer and wait for it, most cats hate water
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