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Ian
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19th Jun 09 at 18:53   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My mate is thinking about asking a girl out from a stationery shop and I need some for his wall :lol:

Phil Roberts is trying to muster the courage to ask out the girl from the stationary shop.
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Adam Roberts at 19:34 on 19 June
Phil can I borrow one of those many, many pens you've bought?

Ian Griffiths at 19:47 on 19 June
Hope you don't use a textbook chat up line.

Ian Griffiths at 19:47 on 19 June
Hopefully she'll pencil you in.

Ian Griffiths at 19:48 on 19 June
Make sure you highlight your good points.

Ian Griffiths at 19:52 on 19 June
Try not to rubber her up the wrong way.
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19th Jun 09 at 18:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hopefully you won't be like a pencil rattling about in a bucket
JonnyJ
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19th Jun 09 at 18:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Best sharpen up for the occasion?
AlunJ
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Hope you've got plenty of lead in your pencil
Boycey
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I bet he's hoping to get his pencil sharpened from her
_Allan_
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I hope that's tipex on your pants.
JonnyJ
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Dont bother, just erase her from your memory
_Allan_
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Always use a rubber.
JonnyJ
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Do you want me to run the ruler over her first?
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Fancy a blotter for any spilt red ink??
Paul_J
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You remind me of a WHSmiths employee... A Cunt
Bonney
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Well, You've got to draw the line somewhere!
_Allan_
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Is he hoping to see her stationary box?
JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Is he hoping to see her stationary box?


Lets hope she isnt on red ink week
_Allan_
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19th Jun 09 at 19:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Is he hoping to see her stationary box?


Lets hope she isnt on red ink week


It's ok he'll ring bind her.

[Edited on 19-06-2009 by _Allan_]
Kurt
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i hope she doesnt punch his lights out
JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Is he hoping to see her stationary box?


Lets hope she isnt on red ink week


It's ok he'll ring bind her.

[Edited on 19-06-2009 by _Allan_]


That could get a bit sticky(back plastic) [/scrapeingthebarrel]
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JonnyJ
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Don't forget to tape her reaction
Bonney
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Can i put my pencil in your box?
JonnyJ
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Spray your glue all over her face

[Edited on 19-06-2009 by JonnyJ]
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Make sure you play with her glitterous
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JonnyJ
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Id give A1
Andrew
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You mate is worse than me

I wanna bum the girl from the cafe near my work

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