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stubs
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   5th Jul 09 at 20:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fooling around earlier today with a bad hangover, I managed to swallow a 2 pence coin

Any idea's how long it will be till I hear the *clink* ??
am4nf
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5th Jul 09 at 20:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lmfao, this could cause serious problems and i would advise you see your doctor asap
mattk
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5th Jul 09 at 20:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Is your arse hole 2p sized? Id be worried
BarnshaW
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5th Jul 09 at 20:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i fail to see how u can accidentally swallow a 2p coin?

[Edited on 05-07-2009 by BarnshaW]
stubs
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5th Jul 09 at 20:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by am4nf
lmfao, this could cause serious problems and i would advise you see your doctor asap


I spoke to my aunt who works in intensive care and she said so long as its not a choking hazard, let nature take its course... Coins can sometimes cause toxins but she said a few days wont be serious

Gonna go get a curry to help the process along a little
stubs
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5th Jul 09 at 20:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
i fail to see how u can accidentally swallow a 2p coin?

[Edited on 05-07-2009 by BarnshaW]


It just happened
CorsAsh
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5th Jul 09 at 20:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I didn't realise that things were so bad back home that people were eating change.
danny_vx
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5th Jul 09 at 20:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by stubs
quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
i fail to see how u can accidentally swallow a 2p coin?

[Edited on 05-07-2009 by BarnshaW]


It just happened


SR91
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5th Jul 09 at 20:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fucking quality
ssj_kakarot
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5th Jul 09 at 20:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol wtf how do you accidently swallow a 2p coin there not exactly small :/
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5th Jul 09 at 20:53   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

have you confused hungover with been wankered?


Drives supercharged Tec with torque
Kathryn W
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5th Jul 09 at 21:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

As long as it's causing no pain etc and you know it's not stuck i should imagine a day or two, will hurt once out though...

Give it a clean and see how shiny your stomach acid will have made it
Kurt
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5th Jul 09 at 21:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Are you pay as you go?
Craig P
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5th Jul 09 at 21:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Your Arse Hole is going to bleed
Hammer
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5th Jul 09 at 21:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You'r going to obstruct your bowel and feel as if you've swallowed 3 packs of immodium, unlucky
Whittie
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5th Jul 09 at 21:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've still got a penny in me somewhere from "doing it for the team" its been in there fucking ages, not sure where it went.

It might / might not come out, depends what you eat I guess, I just carried on as usual
M2RTY
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5th Jul 09 at 21:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

makes a change
CorsAsh
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5th Jul 09 at 21:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I read on Wikipedia that eating copper coins cures AIDS, is that what you were trying to do?
corsasriboy
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5th Jul 09 at 21:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my mate swallowed 2 £2 coins and a £1 coin to try and pull a girl. didnt have any money left to buy her a drink.lol.
*JonnyG*
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5th Jul 09 at 21:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by M2RTY
makes a change
Aaron
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5th Jul 09 at 21:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Image if it came out as £1
Andrew
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5th Jul 09 at 22:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
Image if it came out as £1


I like that one
Markus
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5th Jul 09 at 22:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

least it wasnt one of them 20ps your shit would be worth over a grand
Jay
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5th Jul 09 at 22:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by corsasriboy
my mate swallowed 2 £2 coins and a £1 coin to try and pull a girl. didnt have any money left to buy her a drink.lol.


He even offered to buy a girl a drink and he only had a fiver on him? Was he not going to get himself one?
MarkSport
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6th Jul 09 at 00:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

thats quality. when you go the toilet next time make sure its not too pee (2p)

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