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Matt L

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9th Jul 09 at 16:18

just come home and as im the first one home all the post was still by the door, and there was a letter which is addressed to me from the dvla and tbh my first thoughts were sh*t i have bin caught speeding

turns out its my 21st birthday present off my mum and dad hahaha. woopsie.

Eck

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9th Jul 09 at 16:19

License plate

To be fair, that's not your fault for opening your mail

Matt L

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9th Jul 09 at 16:24

well exactly

but if im totally honest i dont perticularly want the plate

Cosmo

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9th Jul 09 at 16:25

At least you didnt just open your mum's latest Ann Summers order.

Eck

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9th Jul 09 at 16:25

Now that's a bit of a pickle

willay

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9th Jul 09 at 16:26

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
At least you didnt just open your mum's latest Ann Summers order.

PMSL

Matt L

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9th Jul 09 at 16:27

quote:
Originally posted by willay

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
At least you didnt just open your mum's latest Ann Summers order.

PMSL

shes more of a la senza person

and tbf most of that goes next door as we are never in

willay

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9th Jul 09 at 16:28

oh dear Matt

Cosmo

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9th Jul 09 at 16:30

Didnt realise la senza sell the monster black dongs your mum is into

Matt L

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9th Jul 09 at 16:32

neither did i tbh, was quite shocked when i found out. but i suppose atleast they are trying to compete better with ann summers now.

Marc

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9th Jul 09 at 16:37

Whats the plate?

Matt L

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9th Jul 09 at 16:39

wait till my brithday and find out

although i am going to request they get them as pressed metal plates like my current ones

SXI - Matt

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9th Jul 09 at 17:27

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
At least you didnt just open your mum's latest Ann Summers order.

Twiggy

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9th Jul 09 at 18:16

quote:
Originally posted by Matt L

quote:
Originally posted by willay

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
At least you didnt just open your mum's latest Ann Summers order.

PMSL

shes more of a la senza person and tbf most of that goes next door as we are never in

la senza is shit, what bra size is she? i can get you good deals on A/S gear!

Nath

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9th Jul 09 at 18:20

Are you asking him for his Mums bra size?

Cosmo

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9th Jul 09 at 18:21

She is a 34c

Twiggy

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9th Jul 09 at 18:26

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Are you asking him for his Mums bra size?

I would ask for your mums but i already know that.....

Nath

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9th Jul 09 at 18:28

Thats nice

[Edited on 09-07-2009 by Nath]

Nath

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9th Jul 09 at 18:28

wtf is with that gap

JonnyJ

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9th Jul 09 at 18:30

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
wtf is with that gap

I was waiting for a joke or punch line at the end of it. I am immensely disappointed

Cosmo

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9th Jul 09 at 18:30

Did you not realise it was one of Nath's posts, you'd of been disappointed if he did post a joke.

Twiggy

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9th Jul 09 at 18:31

is that the size of his mums twat?

[Edited on 09-07-2009 by Twiggy]

Cosmo

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9th Jul 09 at 18:34

quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
is that the size of his mums twat?

No, Nath is fairly tall.

JonnyJ

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9th Jul 09 at 18:35

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
is that the size of his mums twat?

No, Nath is fairly tall.

Anyone is compared to you

Cosmo

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9th Jul 09 at 18:35

quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Anyone is compared to you

Think those strong drinks you were having clouded your judgement.

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