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Pending a iminent resurgence in the religion known as HEFFER....

Seth would like to share some scripture with you

Motorboating
The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

UDDER, UDDER, UDDER
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He's a douche.

[Edited on 24-08-2009 by LukeS]
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he was particulaly keen on pregnant women too wasnt he
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Awww Sethery
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what a way with words
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He used to u2u me for pics of my woman when she was 7months gone.
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Did you keep having sex all the way through her pregnancy? Or was it a bit weird?
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Please do be aware that Faye may read anything I write.
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Faye, look away now if you don't want to read about internal paternal baptisms.

Just type small like you're whispering...
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Fuck off Im not getting pregnant so you can have a shot.
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I think having a blowjob at the same time as having sex sounds quite appealing.
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Genetic engineering must be able to produce a mouthvagina by now. Cuts out the paedophilia.

Unless that's the attraction...
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Can you be a paedo if the child hasn't been born yet
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
Can you be a paedo if the child hasn't been born yet


Does that make you into necrophilia too as it isnt alive yet?
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Genetic engineering must be able to produce a mouthvagina by now. Cuts out the paedophilia.

Unless that's the attraction...


What about that film, "The Teeth" or "Teeth". That had a mouthvagina.

Fair enough it wasn't a very attractive sounding one, as it was generally hungry, but if you got a bulimic mouthvagina that was happy to temporarily swallow yer sausage, that would be better.

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quote:
Originally posted by ed
Can you be a paedo if the child hasn't been born yet


Does that make you into necrophilia too as it isnt alive yet?


Of course its alive. Unless its a still born baby, but that opens up a whole new chapter.

[Edited on 24-08-2009 by BluKoo]
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Bulimic vagina would bite it off, swallow it then vomit it back on your crotch.

Vomit is such a big turn off.
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Hhmmm, you have a point Ash.

Maybe a mouthvagina isn't such a great idea after all.

I might just stick to skull fucking toothless grannies.
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Get into the houses by claiming you're Meals on Wheels.
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You guys are just wrong.
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Did you know, mouth vaginas actually exist
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quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
You guys are just wrong.



In what sense? The content of banter or infactual information?
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I don't think we are wrong (in the factual sense).
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We arent Docs so Im guessing he means we are factually incorrect with our assumptions.

I could be wrong though and he feels the talk of poking a baby in the head with your cock is not right.

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