ajscorsa
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Registered: 30th Apr 02
Location: Perceton, North Ayrshire
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I haven't poo'd since Sunday, my stomach is killing me and I look pregnant.
Stuck at work so can't go get anything to make me poo, its feckin painful, hink am going to burst lol.
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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I eat a full 600g bag of dry roasted peanuts last night, Ive hardly been of the bog all day, Ive got the screaming shits!
try that
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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4 tablets of senokot is your friend 
Tesco for about £1.50
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DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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Buy an Enema kit from your local chemist and unleash the beast with-in 
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BluKoo
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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated?
He worked it out with a pencil...
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ajscorsa
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Registered: 30th Apr 02
Location: Perceton, North Ayrshire
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I'm thinking of nipping over to the shop for one of those big bottles of sunny dee, that usually gives me the squirts.
whats an enema kit?
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ajscorsa
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Registered: 30th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated?
He worked it out with a pencil...
am glad i'm not a mathematician then lol cos I don't fancy trying to work this out  
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DaveyLC
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quote:
Originally posted by ajscorsa
whats an enema kit?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
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a_j_mair
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Registered: 23rd Jan 04
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a nice hot mexican dinner and 6 cans of cider for dinner tonight
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ajscorsa
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
quote:
Originally posted by ajscorsa
whats an enema kit?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
no chance lol!
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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quote:
Originally posted by a_j_mair
a nice hot mexican dinner and 6 cans of cider for dinner tonight
Screw the Mexican, get a Vindaloo from your local Indians. ALWAYS 10x hotter than something from Asda etc and you'll wish you were consipated the next day!
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ajscorsa
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ok so preferably solutions which won't cause ring sting please!
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DaveyLC
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quote:
Originally posted by ajscorsa
quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
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Originally posted by ajscorsa
whats an enema kit?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
no chance lol!
Well if you want instant relief its the only way...
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danbear
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Registered: 10th Jul 09
Location: Hertfordshire
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i find that 5+ cups of coffee works for me
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3lfz
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Registered: 16th Nov 08
Location: Torquay
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Red bull, lots of it.
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ajscorsa
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oh yeah relentless gives me the shits too.
off to the shop for a few cans, i'll report back
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danbear
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Registered: 10th Jul 09
Location: Hertfordshire
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quote:
Originally posted by ajscorsa
oh yeah relentless gives me the shits too.
off to the shop for a few cans, i'll report back
put some pictures up if you succeed
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ajscorsa
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Registered: 30th Apr 02
Location: Perceton, North Ayrshire
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its no happenin, just keep burpin
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
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danbear
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Registered: 10th Jul 09
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hahaha
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Tom G
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Registered: 4th Aug 08
Location: Cheshire
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
I eat a full 600g bag of dry roasted peanuts last night, Ive hardly been of the bog all day, Ive got the screaming shits!
try that
I saw your FB status
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DizzyRebel
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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
Location: Lincoln
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Fybogel.
Constipation is caused by lack of fibre in your diet - so stuff like rice, apples, beans and veg make you shit like a champion.
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liamC
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Registered: 28th Feb 04
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Go to Egypt. You'll be shitting for days on end with no bother at all.
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by DizzyRebel
Fybogel.
Constipation is caused by lack of fibre in your diet - so stuff like rice, apples, beans and veg make you shit like a champion.
True that fibre keeps you regular. But if your blocked for another reason its not going to help and just compound the problem.
Fybogel is a bulking laxative - makes you want to go by making you feel full.
Senna/senokot - stimulates the muscles in the colon (sp) to move/work and make you go that way
Final type is a stool softner like sodium docusate. Does what it says on the pot
Drives supercharged Tec with torque 
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DizzyRebel
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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
Location: Lincoln
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quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787
quote:
Originally posted by DizzyRebel
Fybogel.
Constipation is caused by lack of fibre in your diet - so stuff like rice, apples, beans and veg make you shit like a champion.
True that fibre keeps you regular. But if your blocked for another reason its not going to help and just compound the problem.
Fybogel is a bulking laxative - makes you want to go by making you feel full.
Senna/senokot - stimulates the muscles in the colon (sp) to move/work and make you go that way
Final type is a stool softner like sodium docusate. Does what it says on the pot
So all 3 taken together would result in a rather spectacular explosion?
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