Benkid
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Another toilet related question but I just wondered, am I the only person who gets embarrassed by the distinct noises when givin it the biggun'? Or equally embarrassing is when your in a cubicle and you can hear the guy next to you proper henchin' one out, with all the straining, fartin', schloppin' and sighing noises. Why's that embarrassing? Who lay's a layer of bogger down before they commence.
BTW I strongly live by the rule that females don't poo so please don't comment :thimbs:
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DannyB
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When I'm at home I don't care, I just let it free. I generally avoid crimping an end anywhere in public, even at work as mine tend to smell rather grim.
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Lawrah
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I dont think Ive ever heard someone in another cubicle doing a poo.
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Benkid
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
I dont think Ive ever heard someone in another cubicle doing a poo.
Because females don't poo. Simples.
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liamC
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I'm exactly the same. I try and get all the teady bear arms out as soon as someone turns the handdryer on
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Ben G
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yeah, i like being like a silent assasin at work, but others don't care and make me laugh with the force farts when they push.
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Adam_B
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At V this weekend i was having a slash in the urinals and there was some bird in the portaloo thing near me sounded like that bit of Austin powers 
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DizzyRebel
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I cant poo unless im at my own house on my own toilet with no one else upstairs! I cant even pee in public, i have to go in a cubical or it wont come out.
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MJFF88
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Never cease to make me laugh does the toilet threads on CS
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nick_sri
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quote:
Originally posted by Benkid
Who lay's a layer of bogger down before they commence.
think the technical term for that is " the firemans blanket"
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Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by DizzyRebel
I cant poo unless im at my own house on my own toilet with no one else upstairs! I cant even pee in public, i have to go in a cubical or it wont come out.
you have bashful bladder too  i can't piss is someone goes next to me at the urinals in work. i just don't like the fact another man is relieving himself next to me i like my own private space.
i'm fine when drunk though.
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Benkid
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quote:
Originally posted by nick_sri
quote:
Originally posted by Benkid
Who lay's a layer of bogger down before they commence.
think the technical term for that is " the firemans blanket"
Aaaaaah the old firemans blanket eh? Very interesting to know.
Places i can't/won't go-
Public places e.g Pubs/Clubs/Raves
Girlfriends House
Certain Freinds houses
At home if there is someone oitside the door
Could never go at school either. Big no no.
Can't talk on the phone as thats plain crazy and can ONLY go if there is a lock on the door. Absolute must or shit aint happenin'
some of the things ive tried to drown the noises-
Running the tap, Playing music on my phone, coughing lol (yes seriously)
I have serious issues
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jrsteeve
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B
At V this weekend i was having a slash in the urinals and there was some bird in the portaloo thing near me sounded like that bit of Austin powers
I was at Stafford and there were some grim sights/sounds/smells in the portaloos!
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ShEp
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Bit of bogroll first to muffle the splosh.
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Mase
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I tend to keep quiet and wait till I hear the door go and the person in there has left, no firemans blankets or anything though.... On another note, we've got this deaf guy working for us, he doesn't give two shits (no pun intended!) how much noise he makes, makes me lol everytime!
Mase
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Ben-B
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quote:
Originally posted by Benkid
Could never go at school either. Big no no.
i was the same, the seats were always cold plastic jobbies i much prefer the warm wooden toilet seat at home
[Edited on 25-08-2009 by Br.ANDO]
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Liam B
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If i need a piss, i will piss. If I need a shit, i will shit, no two ways about it
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DaveyLC
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Never had a problem shitting, the only thing that does get my goat is the fact I ALWAYS do floaters and it takes me ages to shift them, they all know its me at work so I can just pretend it wasnt 
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Dan
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quote:
Originally posted by DizzyRebel
I cant poo unless im at my own house on my own toilet with no one else upstairs! I cant even pee in public, i have to go in a cubical or it wont come out.
Is this by any chance related to steroid use??
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noshua
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I love taking a poo at work. Noting beats being paid to take a dump.
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by nick_sri
quote:
Originally posted by Benkid
Who lay's a layer of bogger down before they commence.
think the technical term for that is " the firemans blanket"
LMAO
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dan_m1les
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Nothing better than being paid too poo, get up after and you feel better and you have earned another few quid
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Benkid
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quote:
Originally posted by dan_m1les
Nothing better than being paid too poo, get up after and you feel better and you have earned another few quid
Do you do it at the end of your shift and claim overtime?
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Daimo B
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Im the same.... Especially if i've got the squids and someone walks in.
I feel like that dude in American Pie in the girls toilets, holding it in till they leave
then, SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT FARRRRRRRRRT SPLAT SPLAT
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stan_the_man
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quote:
Originally posted by nick_sri
quote:
Originally posted by Benkid
Who lay's a layer of bogger down before they commence.
think the technical term for that is " the firemans blanket"
Pap baffle also......
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