_Allan_
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MarkSport
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Matt L
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be reet aslong as the copper had a bad attitude.
[Edited on 11-09-2009 by Matt L]
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Kurt
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Did you try to headbutt him first?
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MarkSport
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top answer
edit: wheres that thread gone?
[Edited on 11-09-2009 by MarkSport]
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Neo
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Whys the other one been deleted pmsl
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AndyKent
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Should have the car crushed for such shocking behaviour imo.
With or without the copper still in the boot, not fussed.
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_Allan_
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His 'mate' apparently deleted the thread.
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Cosmo
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Is this your 'mate' who has done this or you?
IMO summert or summert is going to happen.
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mark_gsi
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nut the copper go to court and nut the judge while your there.
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bigboykarl
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you must remember the old joke about a little old lady stopped for speeding and she tells the copper she has a dead body in the boot????
[Edited on 11-09-2009 by bigboykarl]
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sc0ott
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A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
Driver: Yes, mate.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Inspector: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Boot is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as well.
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Tommy L
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You'll get respect
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Matt L
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quote: Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
You'll get respect
that reminds me of that vxronline thread where someone was on about giving someone rep points
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_Allan_
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oh dear:
From: Gunny-Corsa-Sport
To: _Allan_
Subject: Gimp
Sent: 11-09-2009 at 14:13
Message: lmao ur a reyt muppet.. driving with no insurance, no seatbelt,copper locked in boot int that wat apens up ur shithole of liverpool lol
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wat
I'll delete this thread if you carry on
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Matt L
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what the fook is reyt??
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sc0ott
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right?
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Matt L
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reyt..... right.... oh yeh i can see the similarities seriously people who type like that need to be put down
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MarkSport
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quote: Originally posted by sc0ott
A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
Driver: Yes, mate.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Inspector: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Boot is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as well.
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sc0ott
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quote: Originally posted by Matt L
reyt..... right.... oh yeh i can see the similarities seriously people who type like that need to be put down
sometimes youve got to be a bit more pro active and actually say what has been spelt in a more 'gadgie' lingo.
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Mike GSi
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As said the outcome will be reyt aslong as the officer had a bad attitude! So you should be 'Safe' Innit Brap!
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antnee
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£30 fine tbh, did you bum the officer first?
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chrex
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was it on private property tho!...
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Sam
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Pics of you locking the cop in the boot?
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oceansoul
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pics of coppers gf??
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