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Kevxx
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22nd Sep 09 at 17:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.scenestealer.co.uk/carwash/

tell those bitchs what to do!
Cosmo
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Little bitches wouldnt go and cook my dinner
MarkSport
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how random
LukeS
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Funnn
MarkSport
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Little bitches wouldnt go and cook my dinner

i put the same thing in,they wouldn't cook mine either
DannyB
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22nd Sep 09 at 17:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
They won't do the Konga for me.
Pip308
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Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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lick and suck are the same
repost btw but a good one
MarkSport
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wash the wheels ends up one of them looking like a mongolian cat
DannyB
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Ask them to get their pussy out
Cosmo
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I told one of them to shit in a cup and the other two to lick it and they wouldnt
LukeS
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I told them to wash the car so one of them covered their tits in squirty cream
AlunJ
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lol i asked them to change the oil, they came in with bikinis on and a starting oiling each other up
Pip308
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squeeze made me smile
Pip308
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minge = LOL
morpheus22
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hahaha i just said clean the wheels and they came back on with bikinis and oil
M2RTY
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100 points to anyone who can find the link to the burger king chicken guy
M2RTY
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http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html

FPMSL how many years ago was this

+100
LukeS
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quote:
Originally posted by pip308
minge = LOL


camel toe = double lol
LukeS
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I asked for dead chicken and he's still alive
M2RTY
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Michael Jackson dance moves such as "moonwalk"
Throw Pillow
Riverdance
The "elephant"
Tango
Irish dance
The Robot
Lay egg
Walk Like an Egyptian
Yoga
Sleep
Rage
Dog
Fall
Can I eat you?
Squat
Peck Ground
Fight
Read a book from his bookcase.
Have a drink of water
Barrel roll
Begone
Golf Swing
Try to do a headstand
Hide
Leave
Sit
Spin
Do the YMCA
Fly
Handstand
Hula hoop
Cartwheel
Push-up
Electric Slide
Backflip
Turn off the lights
Sing
Die
Pee on the couch
Pee in the corner
Pray
Shakespeare
Shake that booty
Watch TV
Headbutt
March like a German Soldier
Swim
Kick an imaginary soccer ball.
Jump
Act like a dog
Puke
Fart
morpheus22
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quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
quote:
Originally posted by pip308
minge = LOL


camel toe = double lol



LukeS
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22nd Sep 09 at 17:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pussy =
LukeS
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dance =

[Edited on 22-09-2009 by LukeS]
Eck
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22nd Sep 09 at 17:34   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fuck the exhaust makes them jump in the back of the car
Pip308
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Shake = wish it was in hd

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