nick_sri
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Registered: 5th May 09
Location: Crewe , Cheshire
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post up your best chat up one liners , need some inspiration next time im wasted
"your eyes are the same colour as my porsche"
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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want to go out for a drink sometime, as mates, but not as mates really, maybe more, sex or something?
that via u2u to Clive often works.
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will_doyle
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Registered: 25th Nov 08
Location: Exeter
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wanna sit on my face?
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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quote: Originally posted by will_doyle
wanna sit on my face?
and did he?
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12vStig
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Registered: 23rd Dec 07
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*beckon lass over with finger*
"if i can make you come that quickly with one finger... think of what else i can do"
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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if i were to rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and O together
sorry i'm dyslexic
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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"get your coat, I've got a knife"
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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quote: Originally posted by andy1868
if i were to rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and O together
sorry i'm oRbbo
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by will_doyle
wanna sit on my face?
and did he?
Hahaha
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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You don't smell much for a fat lass.
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*JonnyG*
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Registered: 2nd Jun 08
Location: Lincolnshire
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by andy1868
if i were to rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and O together
sorry i'm oRbbo
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Richardhhha
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Registered: 29th Sep 07
Location: Croydon, Greater London
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"do you like my new calone its called chloroform"
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will_doyle
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Registered: 25th Nov 08
Location: Exeter
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by will_doyle
wanna sit on my face?
and did he?
no
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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quote: Originally posted by will_doyle
quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by will_doyle
wanna sit on my face?
and did he?
no
y
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will_doyle
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Registered: 25th Nov 08
Location: Exeter
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quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
quote: Originally posted by will_doyle
quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by will_doyle
wanna sit on my face?
and did he?
no
y
cos I don't use that chat up line on the men.. I use it on the lasses
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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y
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JM Curdy
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Registered: 20th Jan 05
Location: Stranraer, Scotland
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do you live in a fruit bowl?
cos you have an ass like a peach! aowww
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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Do you want a drink or shall I just give you the money?
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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quote: Originally posted by DannyB
Do you want a drink or shall I just give you the money?
my mate offered to buy some girl a drink he was talking to, they went to the bar and and she got served first...so he did what any other bloke would have done and thats reinburse her for the drink she just bought
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c4rsa-sport
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Registered: 6th Apr 05
Location: halesowen - birmingham
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quote: Originally posted by DannyB
You don't smell much for a fat lass.
also "you dont sweat much for a fat bird"
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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Wow, you have a face like a box of fire damaged lego.
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N3CRO
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Registered: 12th Apr 07
Location: Sandy, Bedfordshire
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quote: Originally posted by 12vStig
*beckon lass over with finger*
"if i can make you come that quickly with one finger... think of what else i can do"
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oceansoul
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Sunbury, Surrey
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Lets not turn this rape into a murder
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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quote: Originally posted by will_doyle
quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
quote: Originally posted by will_doyle
quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by will_doyle
wanna sit on my face?
and did he?
no
y
cos I don't use that chat up line on the men.. I use it on the lasses
What do they say? "fuck off *slap*", "GTF" etc etc?
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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hi, my mate wants to know if you think i'm fit?
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