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richc
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18th Oct 09 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Havent seen a thread moaning about spelling or the people of facebook, so thought i would make a thread for CS kudos

I love how peoples live is ruled by facebook (tends to be blonde girls ive noticed who would know humor if it punched them in the face), and how they cant make any decisions or go anywhere without it.

Louise Burton - wen it dunt feel ryt & you no its not really what u want is it time to stop? ... xxxxx
2 minutes ago · Comment · Like / Unlike

Rich Conway - depends what people on facebook think
about a minute ago · Delete

Louise Burton - ay lol ... ? ...
6 seconds ago


The a spelling one which made me laugh -

Jess Bennett - Feelz lyk v biggest twat eva!! Wlkin to myn frm v uva side ov ilkeston in ma pjamas!! Nd everyone seemz to b awt nd about ona sundai:s
9 minutes ago

Copy and paste away people
LukeS
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18th Oct 09 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jess is a retard!
DannyB
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There's loads on FB


I have this one girl on there that insists on documenting everything, even when she's on the sunbeds. Also put how much she loves her BF in every single status.
LukeS
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18th Oct 09 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Everyone is using pretty much correct grammar on mine atm.
Corsa Sport Gav
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18th Oct 09 at 15:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
heres one on mine

Eeee My Fukn Godd!! Mircales Can Bloody Happen See Hw Lng It Up For Thou ! Haha Kaylee Ya Off Ya Box U Lass! Is Redi & Gt Tha Slap On Jst Hair Ta Do Nw Then Off Out Wit Her! Tanyt Shuld B A Laughh !

takes me ages too figure out what its about

[Edited on 18-10-2009 by Corsa Sport Gav]
DannyB
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18th Oct 09 at 15:39   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I couldn't keep anyone on there that spoke like that, I'd rage everytime they posted something.
danbear
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18th Oct 09 at 15:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
this boy loves his shit sierra to much

RIGHT!! GO WALK THE DOG,MAKE SOME MUNCH THENNNNN GRAGEE AN PLAY WITH THE DRIFT MACHINE HAHA!!!!
LukeS
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18th Oct 09 at 15:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I can't even understand that Gav

[Edited on 18-10-2009 by LukeS]
LukeS
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18th Oct 09 at 15:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Someone on the Burnley-Blackburn game
Ben Cook thinks all bastard fans are virgins and have no chance of ever having sex
Danny P
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18th Oct 09 at 15:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
I couldn't keep anyone on there that spoke like that, I'd rage everytime they posted something.

+1
Mobby
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18th Oct 09 at 15:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Facebook is a bitch - slag!
N16K
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18th Oct 09 at 15:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Never been on Facebook, never will!
Mobby
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Charlotte -- Rhythm is a dancer , Smoking gives you cancer , Needles give you HIV , Dogs give you rabies , Sex gives you babies , That's why I'm on Ecstasy
LukeS
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what a chav!
Shell
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18th Oct 09 at 16:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Danny, your Facebook updates always make me giggle! You love a rant so you do
AlunJ
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18th Oct 09 at 16:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Christ, you'd think it must take about half an hour to write a line of text in that chavvy slang text like shit, because it takes me an hour to read it
Seegeemusic
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18th Oct 09 at 17:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This is a relative of mine. Shocking stuff to say the least, hope she doesnt talk like this

iisz feeliin lyk shiit agaiin ii tiink ii need me bed best fiing ad a niice dayy 2 dayy bless me kiidsz hope theyy feel better iin da morniin nyt all ttyl luviin myy famiilyy loadsz &#9829; &#9829; &#9829;
N3CRO
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18th Oct 09 at 17:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Also put how much she loves her BF in every single status.


Now that is fooking sad. And the one's who keep posting pics of them kissing their boyfriends. Whats the point?
GTM
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18th Oct 09 at 19:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Kirsty Walker Is fed up ov waitin around n waitin for sumone to except me for me n b der for me hu meks an efort hu wil fight for me no mata wot hu meks me feel needed it wil apan one day imn sure nyt all xxxxx


about 10 like that per day at least.
Tom G
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18th Oct 09 at 19:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Laura Davies had a bit too much to drink last night! but had the most amazing night! seriously not had that much fun in soooooooo long! my hip hurts!

I'm not sure its ment the way ive read it
DannyB
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18th Oct 09 at 20:17   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
Danny, your Facebook updates always make me giggle! You love a rant so you do


I love a good rant on FB
GF-91
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18th Oct 09 at 20:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
Someone on the Burnley-Blackburn game
Ben Cook thinks all bastard fans are virgins and have no chance of ever having sex



what was my comment haah
Lynny
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18th Oct 09 at 21:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have a one with the name...."watching trinity and can't wait for sat and next year " WTF
LukeS
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19th Oct 09 at 12:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Scum of burnley

Ross Eltoft knw jobs anywhere wtf !!
43 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Sean Dowdy O'Dowdu cud cum be my whore
40 minutes ago

Ross Eltoftwt lol
39 minutes ago

Sean Dowdy O'Dowdey Dont Be tryin to steal my whores ross is gunna be doin tricks for me
35 minutes ago

Ross Eltoftlol i dnt knw wt ur on bout lol
31 minutes ago

Sean Dowdy O'Dowdu want a job ur gunna be my whore im the pimp u start tonight i wna see ya on colne road bitch
30 minutes ago

Ross Eltofthaha mad cunt lol wt ya on we
30 minutes ago

Sean Dowdy O'DowdFuk all man chillin listenin to sum beats u?
29 minutes ago

Ross Eltoftsame n tryin 2 find a job non any where u signed on agen
29 minutes ago

Sean Dowdy O'Dowdshit init and nah
28 minutes ago

Ross Eltoftye well shit sign bk on u cunje
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GF-91
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Luke he wonders why he doesn't have a job...he can't even spell No.

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