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With Kif getting knocked out? i've always wondered this and just saw it mentioned in an old thread so thought i'd ask.
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who's kif?
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The alien from Futurama?
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N00bs















































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24th Oct 09 at 00:02   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

pvs one year kif was waving fire in front of kerry's face and genarally being a dick

someone punched him. he went down.

the end
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quality!
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FPMSL I remember the pics of him lying in a heap
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who whacked him?
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quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
who whacked him?
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this is brilliant, i have been on here since 02 i dont remember that
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didnt sxi16vjoe get locked up for summat?
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Trying to smuggle 26KG of vacuum packed Cannabis into the UK inside hollowed out 10" black rubber dildos iirc

[Edited on 24-10-2009 by loafofbrett]
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thought it was summat like that
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this gets better by the post

I wanna meet joe lol
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
Trying to smuggle 26KG of vacuum packed Cannabis into the UK inside hollowed out 10" black rubber dildos iirc

[Edited on 24-10-2009 by loafofbrett]


no he tried to smuggle it back in yams, (and yes it sounds strange but its the truth)but im not sure it if was weed or coke he was trying to get back in. He thought he was beign set up and sent through so he would get fucked over and a person behind him with more drugs could get through without being noticed

as for the knocking out, as said above he was waving a large garden candle in kerrys face, she asked him to stop and he didnt, she asked joe to get him to stop, so he told kif to stop or he will knock him out, he didnt stop so joe hit him, he went down like a sack of shit and nearly landed face down in someones BBQ, he then spent hours in PVS first aid hut, then left there crawled into someoes little childs tent and was sick all over himself

[Edited on 24-10-2009 by Shane]
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fucking love this story
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fucking sxi16vjoe

I remember after he got done for smuggling all that shit and was posting in here before he got sent down and he told me he was going to smash my face in as I was telling him to enjoy his time in the showers with Winston

I wonder if Ive still got the u2u's from him.
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Fucking
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quote:
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quote:
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Trying to smuggle 26KG of vacuum packed Cannabis into the UK inside hollowed out 10" black rubber dildos iirc

[Edited on 24-10-2009 by loafofbrett]


no he tried to smuggle it back in ...

No shit sherlock here was me thinking he had a suitcase full of 10" dildos.

Deffo weed too.
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remember this well
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Didn't he know that you can grow your own weed over here quite easily

[Edited on 24-10-2009 by ed]
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quote:
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Didn't he know that you can grow your own weed over here quite easily


26KG? Love to see you do that.
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They seized over £100,000 worth in Burnley iirc, it's possible.
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I never said it wasn't possible. He said it was easy. 26KG wouldn't be easy. Just over 35oz in a KG, get 1oz maybe 2oz at best from a decent plant. It would be quite a fucking crop and certainly not something you could mastermind in your garden shed. Would've been a very big earner had joe made it through mind.

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