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Author Of all the places some suave git had to be, he had to be near me!
Hintz
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   4th Mar 03 at 00:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was all ready to go into my local supermarket to pay the lovely girl (who i like a lot) a nice compliment to get the ball rolling.....

So i whip round the shop for some bit's 'n bobs and que p behind some bloke in his 30's

I was standing there whilst he was gettin served thinking about what to say........Just as i came to decision of the right line, Something like "Alright? Your looking nice this evening" The bloke infront says "Have you been on a sunbed?"

I thought "WHAT!!!! I was gonna say something like that!! Now you spoilt it"

Course, I could'nt say anything after he did, it shattered my confidence.........So i just paid and walked out!

Stupid old man, I would have been well in there if he had'nt have messed it all up!

So looksl ike im gonna be single till i get the courage to start again

I had a good mind to tell him where to go!
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yeh but ure gay
Hintz
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Pffffff fúck off old man Munchie

Shes a right tasty bítch and she will be mine, so long as some midle aged twát dont muscle in on my patch!
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how do u know her then mate?
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through da netto dat she works in
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Well i don't KNOW her as in KNOW her, I see her, and shes a friend of my mate....

I wanted to set it all rolling this evening, but that bloke shattered my confidence!
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It aint a Netto, it's Co-Op Thank you very much

She aint no Netto Slag
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couldnt u try and get her no. off your mate and send her a nice little txt. always helps to get the ball rolling!
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at netto slag!!! nice1 lad!
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LOL you think just like me.....

But thats another story.

The bird in the shop is called Mel

I asked my mate for her number, He went through his phone till it got to "MEL" so i said "Thats it gimie gimmie gimmie!"

SO he did, So i spend the last 2 nights texting this so called "MEL" blah blah blah

Anyway, I went to the Co-Op with my phone, and she was there........All of a sudden the phone rings and it's that "MEL" Bird........Confused? So was i!

I was talking to MEL when MEL was at the counter fúckin about with her nails!

I put the phone down and called my mate and had a right go at hime for giving me "MELANIES" number instead of "MELISSAS" number who works in the Co-Op

He just laughed.......I was soo gutted!
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HAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
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Not funny mate, MELANIE has a Brat and a bigger brat (boyfriend)

Thank god she lives in surbiton
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ahh but is melanie fit?!
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oh just read the comment above
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Exactly, Fit or not i aint takin kids on that aint mine!
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so wat if she has a fella !lol just grab and drug her (waits for admin to throw me of da boards!)
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Erm nah mate, I'll leave that to you



I don't think she has a B/F So i got a chance.
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exactly, i just think fuk it u only live once. if she laughs at u or makes u loook like a prick, think uve had a lucjy escape

or so i tell myself
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just wank in her face (im pushing me luck now!)
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thank god that was censorsed lol
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Bet u really quiet and a bit of a loner really, just making up stories in yer head.
CS is ur best friend, you know that!

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she'd probably scream if you did out
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