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SetH
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4th Dec 09 at 12:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Following shellehs request please find guide to HEFFER V1.3*

Please not the following is my own personal opinion and does not in anyway reflect the opinions of corsasport or its administration.


Size 0 = Fcuking disgusting
Size 6-8 = Bo Peep
Size 8-10 = PERT

Size 12 = Heffer has no classification for a 12, this is open to interpretation and thus is considered neutral
Size 14 = Light weight Moosepig
Size 16 = Moosepig
Size 16-18 = Light weight HEFFER
Size 18- 20 = Heavy weight HEFFER

Size 20 = UNIT
Size 22-24 = Dual UNIT
Size 26 + = JCB Industries heavy machinery penile enveloping device

* This guide is for humourous purposes only and any relation to actual persons living or dead is just well... bloody unlucky
C2RL R
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4th Dec 09 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i've had a couple of light weight heffers. i prefer pert.
Danny P
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Just had a in the office there mate

Unit always make me chuckle when talking about someones size
SetH
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light weight heffers ftw
strick206
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4th Dec 09 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Only ventured into light weight heffer once, never again

PERT FTW
johnhara1
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4th Dec 09 at 12:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Never had anything over a lightweight moosepig

The girlfriend is PERT
SetH
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4th Dec 09 at 12:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
John you having lived son!!!

swinging udders FTW
johnhara1
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FLOL!
Tomnova16
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4th Dec 09 at 12:51   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
never had anything over a pert.
i have gone down to the 0 end of the scale instead of the heffer end.
mrs is in the pert category too.

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johnhara1
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I don't find the 0 end attractive at all, id be scared incase i fucking broke her.
Shell
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I am in the pert/neutral category. I'm happy with this.
Tomnova16
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quote:
Originally posted by johnhara1
I don't find the 0 end attractive at all, id be scared incase i fucking broke her.

was i the bo peep area then went anerexic

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C2RL R
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someone post a pic of a zero, i'm at work so don't want to search for it.
johnhara1
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
quote:
Originally posted by johnhara1
I don't find the 0 end attractive at all, id be scared incase i fucking broke her.

was i the bo peep area then went anerexic


Sorry to hear that fella.
Tomnova16
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4th Dec 09 at 12:55   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fingers and lips were always blue. eeew

http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
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SetH
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4th Dec 09 at 12:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
I am in the pert/neutral category. I'm happy with this.


youd make an awesome preggorz
Neo
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4th Dec 09 at 12:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Apparently my gf is Bo Peep
Matt L
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Ex started off a 0 when i met her then got to a 6/8 and then lost it all when she went to the states.

current gf is pert (I think dont actually know what size she actually is )
DaveyLC
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I prefer girls around 12/14 as long as they are in proportion and have the arse and tits for it!
SetH
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They love it....

I know an 19yr old bo peep and went up to her when she was working behind the bar and made some manner of grunting sounds and was like... "hhmmmm yer id love to see you in a little bo peep outfit"... I just got back a shit load of squeaky girly laughter... yeah bet shes a squeaker son.
nathy_87
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4th Dec 09 at 13:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
SetH you need to go preem mate!

[Edited on 04-12-2009 by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo]
chloe16v
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4th Dec 09 at 13:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
size 0


clicky

edited for seth

[Edited on 04-12-2009 by chloe16v]
DaveyLC
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Nah thats not Size Zero thats size zerOHMYFUCKINGGOD.
C2RL R
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jesus
SetH
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WORK WARNING FFS!!! could you find closed

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