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will_doyle
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Thought it would be good to have a thread for this

so post them up

and btw

My fingers are broken so I'm having to type this with my penis.

It's quite hard.
GF-91
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Nice!
alan-g-w
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Total fail.
LukeS
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That quite good that is
alan-g-w
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Him pretending that he's typing with his dick is considered comedy to you? Jesus fuck.

Maybe Rich H caught up with him and he didn't have the cash...
LukeS
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Dont you get the joke? "It's hard"
It's amusing tbf
Leighton
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This thred is not official!
Tommy L
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What's the best thing about fucking a transvestite?















































Reaching around and thinking it has gone all the way through

[Edited on 09-12-2009 by corsa_tomtom]
GF-91
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Anyhow, I'll delete my comments as they are not jokes...


But this is!

Whats pink and rusty?
Madeleine McCann's Bike!
alan-g-w
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Sick joke thread tbh.
Cosmo
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Will Doyle
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Will Doyle


Funniest joke I've heard all day.
Daveskater
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The joke that keeps on giving.

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Daimo B
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Will Doyle


Awwwww someone posted the biggest joke
Nath
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**This Thread Is Officialy Shit**
DannyB
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What's worse than stubbing your toe?


















Cancer.
Cosmo
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What's worse than cancer?


















This thread.
alan-g-w
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What's worse than this thread?













will_doyle.
nathy_87
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What's worse then will_doyle?







Let me get back to you on that...
Cosmo
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What's worse than Will Doyle?













Nope, Im stumped.
Cosmo
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meh
Matt L
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cosmo in repost shocker
Nath
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Cosmo in copying nathy shocker
Nath
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Matt L
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nath repost shocker

edit: as i didnt want to get you cnofused with the one who asks people out for drinks.

[Edited on 09-12-2009 by Matt L]

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