jr
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Thread on a west ham forum reminded me about these, whats the best youve heard/joined in on
Your just a Fat Eddie murphy, you're just a Fat Eddie murphy...
-to paul ince against blackburn last season.
Running round Tesco with my dinner in me coat.
Singing I've nicked my dinner, haven't you?
Singing I've nicked my dinner, haven't you?
Singing I've nicked my dinner, haven't you?
Singing I've nicked my dinner, haven't you?
-to john terry about his mums arrest
id rather bank with barcleys
-to newcastle after northern rock went tits up
one man went to lift, went to lift fank lampard
one man and his forklift truck couldnt lift frank lampard
...........and on it goes
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mwg
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You can listen to some on fanchants.com if you didn't know already
These are some of my faves
Park, Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your country,
Could be worse,
Could be scouse,
Eating rats in the council house
Nemanja whoa,
Nemanja whoa,
He comes from Serbia,
He'll fucking murder ye
Whos that twat from Argentina?
Whos that money grabbing whore?
Carlos Tevez is his name,
And he hasn't got a brain,
And he wont be winning trophies any more
Ohh Owen Hargreaves, you are the love of my life
Ohh Owen Hargreaves, I'd let you shag my wife
Ohh Owen Hargreaves, I want curly hair too
Feed the scousers
Let them know its Christmas time
[Edited on 08-01-2010 by mwg]
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Danny P
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We've got Novak
We've got Novak
Our carpets are dirty, cos we've got Noak
- Sung about Lee Novak our striker.
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JonnyJ
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He's strong, he's quick, his names a porno flick
Emmanuel! Emmanuel!
(About former York City midfielder Emmanuel Panther)
We all love Gash! We all love Gash! We all love Gash We all love Gash!
(Song for York striker Michael Gash)
We all love Boyes! We all love Boyes! We all love Boyes! We all love Boyes!
(Spin off on the Gash song about former York striker Adam Boyes)
Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you like to fuck each other, the Scarborough family
da da da da INBREDS! da da da da INBREDS!
(To the tune of The Adams Family)
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IvIarkgraham
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you stole that hargreaves one from us! we used it for cuellar
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
you stole that hargreaves one from us! we used it for cuellar
Behave. It's used everywhere about anyone whose name sounds like the above.
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mwg
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All clubs use the same tunes just changed to suit what they are singing about 
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Nath
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No mwg. Liverpool created every song.
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mwg
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No I think you mean Cosmo!
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Pop
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What's that coming out of your sock?
Is it your ankle...
Is it your ankle...
Sung to Eduardo (Arsenal) to the tune of Monster by The Automatic
[Edited on 08-01-2010 by Pop]
[Edited on 08-01-2010 by Pop]
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Nic Barnes
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my favourite ive heard has to be
WE ARE SUNDERLAND SAY WE ARE SUNDERLAND
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Marc
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I've found York have some of the worst chants I've ever heard!
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Nath
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Worst chant ever is when teams from Yorskhire chant:
Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire.....
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Marc
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Yeah, that was going to be my next comment!
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Cosmo
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You're just pissed we beat you.
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Danny P
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Worst chant ever is when teams from Yorskhire chant:
Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire.....
Only ever sung when it kicks off at Town
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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
You're just pissed we beat you.
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p
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You fat bastard you fat bastard you fat bastard
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strick206
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Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrr
Your dad washes elephants
Your mother's a whore
Eduardo whoa, eduardo whoa
He's got some silky skills
He walks like heather mills
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12vStig
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WOAH big brede
HANGELAND
WOAH big brede
HANGELAND
big brede ate a child
HANGELAND
before he went wild
HANGELAND
or something along those lines, sang by fulham to the tune "whoa black betty" 
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IvIarkgraham
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he's the white cafu, with a shite tattoo
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saj_123
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quote:
Originally posted by strick206
Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrr
Your dad washes elephants
Your mother's a whore
I heard that at a Chelsea game a while back.
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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by 12vStig
WOAH big brede
HANGELAND
WOAH big brede
HANGELAND
big brede ate a child
HANGELAND
before he went wild
HANGELAND
or something along those lines, sang by fulham to the tune "whoa black betty"
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IvIarkgraham
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nana nana nana nana nana na-na
nana nana nana nana nana na-na
he's 6ft 2
got curly hair
his teeth are fuck
but we dont care
he's carlos cuellar rangers centre half!
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Nic Barnes
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you might want to start a new thread for rugby chants ivi
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