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email we have had about a QPR fan having a rant, love it.
"I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win at the moment.
I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dog**** under the likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.
The club isn't ours anymore but moreso than that - football is just properly gash these days.
I mean really gash.
football generally.
I hate nearly everything about it these days....
I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless **** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor.
I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.
I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business?
I hate Frank Lampard's stupid ****ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.
I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace.
I hate Harry ****ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp.. And the Wii.
I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.
I hate Garth Crooks.
I hate Garth Brooks a lot for that matter.
I hate Sky Sports.
I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing.
I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.
I hate Mark Lawrenson for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do.
I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment.
I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us.
I hate Phil Brown.
I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY ****ING TOURNAMENT!
I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month.
I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil.
I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop ****ing lingering.
I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford.
I hate Leeds.
I hate Roy Keane.
I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home.
I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.
I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos.
I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.
I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed.
I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. **** me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.
I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start."
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Fpmsl.
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lol 
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MatthewR
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dont watch it then 
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mwg
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That all stems from being a QPR fan. Thats the problem.
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Budgie
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How can you 'hate' louise redknapp
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Marc
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Quite a lot of wise words spoken there.
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"i hate the wii" made me laugh, and mark lawrenson
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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The nameless shit that won xfactor didnt get to xmas number 1 
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by oceansoul
The nameless shit that won xfactor didnt get to xmas number 1
Doesn't say Xmas
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ryzer
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i do take pleasure in seeing that Chelsea have lost.
actually, the little FB shits that are suddenly Arsenal fans and have all updated their status to top of the league need to GTF
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by oceansoul
The nameless shit that won xfactor didnt get to xmas number 1
Doesn't say Xmas
Oh yea. Thats why i shouldnt read things whilst im suppost to be working 
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Football as a sport is great......
Football as it is today is a load of shit! Fucking fanny arse players going down like they've been shot even when they havn't been touched 
And don't get me started on the wages!!!!! FFS if i was in charge of football i'd put all of them on 5K a week with pretty much unlimited funds for there own personal safety and security.NO MATTER WHO THEY ARE.
The likes of Gerrard and Ronaldo can go and get fucked i'll have a que a mile long of lads who just wanna play football for 5K a week...i'd also have win bonuses.
This is clear when the like of Reading can beat Liverpool when there whole teams wages bill probably dosn't come to what Gerrard earns in a week.
Does that not seem fair??
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That was probably written by some 18 year old shitbag that never got to appreciate how good Gazza was.
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Some of that is spot on
Frank lumplard, joe cole, and john terry are my favourites
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ryzer
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quote:
Originally posted by strick206
Some of that is spot on
Frank lumplard, joe cole, and john terry are my favourites
not a chelsea fan then
i agree, those 3 are just cocks
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Absolutely love this, says just how I feel whilst articulating it better than I ever could.
I love football, hate everybody (as in serious spitting bile) involved with it at the highest level.
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i cant agree with statments regarding east end folk hero mr dyer or about songs
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JonnyJ
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I agree with every single point
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Nath
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I hate Adrian Durham
AMEN to that. Blokes a cunt.
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JonnyJ
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The only one it was missing was "I hate Paul Parker"
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jr
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
I hate Adrian Durham
AMEN to that. Blokes a cunt.
this is true
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Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
The only one it was missing was "I hate Paul Parker"
Italia '90 he was awesome at right back, what is there to hate?
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
The only one it was missing was "I hate Paul Parker"
Italia '90 he was awesome at right back, what is there to hate?
Guess you never heard him on Setanta. Massive Bellend
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jr
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I hate
spurs "were a big club fans"
harry redknapp "i watched (insert club managed here) as a boy from the north bank"
arsenal playing the "kids"
sheffield united genrally
chris morgan, looks like a half developed human who brakes skulls
gerry taggart
commentators who wank over liverpool, the kop, best fans in the world etc etc blah
mark lawrenson, if his predictions were correct west ham would be in the ryman leage and liverppol would have bought wales and developed thier own country
anyone who reffers to the west ham vs liverppol final as the "gerrard final"
steven gerrards hairline
anyone that ignors the fact england players playing for top 4 clubs dive, as there english (durham)
chelsea fans who didnt know about footbal pre 2003
newcastle fans, regarding as some type of loyal barcode clan who without fail seem to have more fans outside the ground when a manger leaves then they did the week before at the match when they didnt like said manager
sheffild united, again
john terry, england captain, and because of that is allowed to elbow anyone in the face, with no action
gary nevill, actully seems to think people will remeber him after he retires, and mugged off my a small argie fellow to massive plaudits
your never walk alone
the banners at liverpool games, no winder your kids cant speak properly, there making mosaics at school instead of learning about cups they won before there parents were born
ermmm
[Edited on 21-01-2010 by jr]
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