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SetH

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20th Mar 10 at 15:42

Ok, so went for a lunch date with the girl whose soapy boobs I posted in prem last week

When we came out of the pub she started sucking on a lolly and was really going for it.

SetH mode kicked in and I said to her... "Look at ya, I bet you suck cock like a dog eating hot chips"

True Story

Doug

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20th Mar 10 at 15:42

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Ok, so went for a lunch date with the girl whose soapy boobs I posted in prem last week

When we came out of the pub she started sucking on a lolly and was really going for it.

SetH mode kicked in and I said to her... "Look at ya, I bet you suck cock like a dog eating hot chips"

True Story

SetH

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20th Mar 10 at 15:45

Her reaction was impartial so to speak, I kinda tried to diffuse the situation by explaining how I actually did feed my labrador hot chips. Was just about managing to dig myself out of a hole except i preceeded to do an impersonation of said labrador eating hot chips. Suffice to say I guess I probably looked like I was cock gobbling cosmo with the upmost ferocity. FAIL

[Edited on 20-03-2010 by SetH]

Marc

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20th Mar 10 at 15:51

I grabbed Mrs Marc's boob in the pub last week

Rammer

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20th Mar 10 at 15:51

SetH

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20th Mar 10 at 15:54

quote:
Originally posted by Marc
I grabbed Mrs Marc's boob in the pub last week

Pics of Mrs Marc's jalopatrons?

Jake

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20th Mar 10 at 16:06

sucking on a lolly?did you find her in playgroup?

SetH

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20th Mar 10 at 16:08

Jake

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Griffiths1991

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20th Mar 10 at 16:10

pics of soapy tits tbh

Jake

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20th Mar 10 at 16:10

post pics to prove otherwise

SetH

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20th Mar 10 at 16:12

That content is reserved for prem only.

SetH

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20th Mar 10 at 16:12

quote:
Originally posted by Griffiths1991
pics of soapy tits tbh

youve seen them, in return of heffer thread in prem

Jake

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20th Mar 10 at 16:19

i look forward to u2u with links to the nosewarmers otherwise PvS ROIDZTENTRAAHHH isnt happening

SetH

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20th Mar 10 at 16:23

u2u on teh way son.

Matt.H

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20th Mar 10 at 17:21

I also messed up my first date last night. During the meal she asked "What's your pet hate?" I said "It doesn't like things shoved up its arse"

Jake

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20th Mar 10 at 17:24

quote:
Originally posted by Matt.H
I also messed up my first date last night. During the meal she asked "What's your pet hate?" I said "It doesn't like things shoved up its arse"

probably for the best mate. nothing worst than small talk

Pip308

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20th Mar 10 at 19:20

hahaha, legend

SVM 286

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20th Mar 10 at 19:24

How DOES a dog eat hot chips?

I only ask as i've not witnessed this phenomena.

SportBoy

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20th Mar 10 at 19:27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr_8y9QoY3w

like that .... maybe there not hot enough?

deano87

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20th Mar 10 at 20:06

I'm sure she's still game SetH, especially as she has already sent you pics of soapy udders!

bazzaa

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20th Mar 10 at 20:25

MatthewR

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20th Mar 10 at 20:26

what pics in preeeem??

morpheus22

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20th Mar 10 at 21:25

i fucking love that quote

ajscorsa

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20th Mar 10 at 21:43

lassie friend was out on a first date last night. went to the cinema and just before buying tickets she went to the toilet. came out and he said its screen 2, so they went in and sat down, ticket guy came along and asked to see tickets, he just started laughing, she thought he had paid her ticket. but he hadnt and she had to get up and go get her ticket lmfao

lostboy

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20th Mar 10 at 23:46

quote:
Originally posted by Matt.H
I also messed up my first date last night. During the meal she asked "What's your pet hate?" I said "It doesn't like things shoved up its arse"

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