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Jamie-C
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1st Apr 10 at 01:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What you got planned ?

I've took my Dads car out of the drive and put it round the back where he can't see it Won't be a nice feeling when he gets up to go to work

Set my sisters alarm for 5am as well

Thats it. For now I'm very childish

Going to have to get my prick of a boss somehow
Root
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1st Apr 10 at 01:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmao good ideas tbh, I must play pranks on my gf. she's asleep morning plans ftw
Jonny.N
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aha ive just relised (sp) its april fools, ive got a good one planned for the missus, put gravy granuals in the shower head, so when she switches it on it will be brown water winner
Jamie-C
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quote:
Originally posted by Jonny.N
aha ive just relised (sp) its april fools, ive got a good one planned for the missus, put gravy granuals in the shower head, so when she switches it on it will be brown water winner
Thats a good one Fill the toilet cistern with gravy as well
Jonny.N
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1st Apr 10 at 02:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or another one ive learned, put cling film over the toilet ( the bit where you sit) so when they piss it splashes back
Twitch
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1st Apr 10 at 02:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
going to write a suicide note and then sleep in the caravan.
LukeS
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1st Apr 10 at 02:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
twitch thats ace
Eck
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1st Apr 10 at 03:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Twitch
going to write a suicide note and then sleep in the caravan.


That will go down like a lead balloon mate
IvIarkgraham
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1st Apr 10 at 03:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i'll go down on you like a lead balloon in a minute!
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1st Apr 10 at 04:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
COME AHEAD.
IvIarkgraham
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i'll come on your head in a minute
sc0ott
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quote:
Originally posted by Twitch
going to write a suicide note and then sleep in the caravan.


that will go tits up.
Jamie
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Originally posted by Twitch
going to write a suicide note and then sleep in the caravan.



End well that wont pikey
baza31
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1st Apr 10 at 07:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i just text our lass telling her "gone and smashed my van up on way to work, hit a school bus , they think ive broken my leg" she has got out of bed got ready and was about to get a taxi to a+e as i didnt answer my phone, i called her back and she was upset so i started laughing called her april fool and she called me a dick and put phone down . i know its a bit sick but ahh well

[Edited on 01-04-2010 by baza31]
P1CK4D
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1st Apr 10 at 07:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The boy who called wolf springs to mind. Small jokes, fair play, but some of those arn't even funny.
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One of the blokes we work with, Scottish btw, is a massive homophobe and religous nut; always on about Gays breaking sacred vows.

We left him a note that he'd missed a personal call last night just afetr he left from Richard Martin. The number was for a Lesbian and Gay Helpline - best part was when he phoned back he didn't realsie what it was at first; was on the phone for 2/3 mins+
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1st Apr 10 at 08:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by baza31
i just text our lass telling her "gone and smashed my van up on way to work, hit a school bus , they think ive broken my leg" she has got out of bed got ready and was about to get a taxi to a+e as i didnt answer my phone, i called her back and she was upset so i started laughing called her april fool and she called me a dick and put phone down . i know its a bit sick but ahh well

[Edited on 01-04-2010 by baza31]


i just spat my tea at that
Matt L
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FLOL @ theses apart from the caravan one.

not planning on doing any tbh and im not expecting a text of the gf to say she is pregnant as i told her that one had been done already
Twitch
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie
quote:
Originally posted by Twitch
going to write a suicide note and then sleep in the caravan.



End well that wont pikey


Actually went down really. well. Some of us have a sense of humor tho dont see how im a pikey when my family can afford to have a 4 bedroom house and a caravan to go on holiday with
Budgie
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1st Apr 10 at 09:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do you like dawgs?
_Allan_
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1st Apr 10 at 09:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not really an elaborate April Fools prank but we've had this pesky mouse problem in work for weeks. Laid traps but he's a clever little bugger and is avoiding them. Keep shitting on everyones desks at night

I set this up and sent an email to the office stating he'd finally been caught

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/R6_Allan/Mouse.jpg
Twitch
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1st Apr 10 at 09:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Not really an elaborate April Fools prank but we've had this pesky mouse problem in work for weeks. Laid traps but he's a clever little bugger and is avoiding them. Keep shitting on everyones desks at night

I set this up and sent an email to the office stating he'd finally been caught

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/R6_Allan/Mouse.jpg


i like that. my type of humor
cjohnson
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1st Apr 10 at 18:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Dad tried telling me the bodyshop where my car is atm had burned down overnight. Was like yeah fuck off lol. Better not have jinxed me now mind!

And the gf tried to tell me she was 5 weeks gone.
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1st Apr 10 at 18:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Dont think I got done today


Time will tell though

Got done properly last year at work

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
Marc
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1st Apr 10 at 18:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
OMG @ The One Show then

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