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jamied
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27th Apr 10 at 13:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1268890/Meet-Britains-smallest-mum-14-month-old-son-towers-her.html
SR91
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27th Apr 10 at 13:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Omg how much fun you could have with her + a bag for her mutt!
A1EX
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27th Apr 10 at 13:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i'm more interested in the conception of said child
jamied
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27th Apr 10 at 13:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
reminds me of her on max & paddy
LukeS
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27th Apr 10 at 13:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by A1EX
i'm more interested in the conception of said child


Generation
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27th Apr 10 at 13:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I always knew he would be taller than me

Hahahaha! no shit he probably come out only a little shorter
Colin
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27th Apr 10 at 13:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hahahahaha the father looks like one of my mates!!! This is getting emailed to him!!
gravesy
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27th Apr 10 at 14:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You could fuck her up the arse and get noshed off on the same stroke.
Fad
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27th Apr 10 at 14:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Wrongness
Scotty_B
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27th Apr 10 at 15:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I father is a lanky 6'1". Is he?

jonnysri
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ike, kick the baby....
lostboy
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27th Apr 10 at 17:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by A1EX
i'm more interested in the conception of said child


Ditto, and how the fuck it came out of her, must have split her in two!
BarnshaW
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27th Apr 10 at 17:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
4 years time that baby will have battered her, can see it in the Sun now.
lostboy
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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
4 years time that baby will have battered her, can see it in the Sun now.


sand-eel
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27th Apr 10 at 17:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wonder what she looked like when pregnant
nathy_87
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27th Apr 10 at 19:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jamied
reminds me of her on max & paddy


+1

would.
Dom
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27th Apr 10 at 19:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Scotty_B
I father is a lanky 6'1". Is he?


Noticed that as well Makes you wonder what the dailymail believe is a fat fucker though, they probably think Rik Waller is just carrying some christmas weight
Ingham
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27th Apr 10 at 19:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How the fuck anything has grown inside THAT, I don't know!
spikedjack
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27th Apr 10 at 19:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by Scotty_B
I father is a lanky 6'1". Is he?


Noticed that as well Makes you wonder what the dailymail believe is a fat fucker though, they probably think Rik Waller is just carrying some christmas weight


I also thought this, im just under 6ft and consider myself bang on average hieght
SetH
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27th Apr 10 at 19:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Her husband must have some kind of sick midget fetish.

Before anyone cries that they are in love etc... what about when he first met her? he obviously decided he was going to date it and then later on pork it.

So in conclusion hes a sick twisted cunt and looking at the state of him its probably all he could get anyway.
AlexW
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27th Apr 10 at 22:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Her husband must have some kind of sick midget fetish.

Before anyone cries that they are in love etc... what about when he first met her? he obviously decided he was going to date it and then later on pork it.

So in conclusion hes a sick twisted cunt and looking at the state of him its probably all he could get anyway.


Hardly worth saying she could do better though? lol
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27th Apr 10 at 22:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Her husband must have some kind of sick midget fetish.

Before anyone cries that they are in love etc... what about when he first met her? he obviously decided he was going to date it and then later on pork it.

So in conclusion hes a sick twisted cunt and looking at the state of him its probably all he could get anyway.


I read it, looked at his age/size then the age of the kid, added on 9 months and decided a fat cunt like that would fuck anything if he was still a virgin in his teens.

I thought I was a truely sick fuck and I will go beyond the scope of reason to win a bet but that guy needs a fucking medal. He knocked up a fucking midget FFS!?!

EDIT: There is honestly a family of midgets that live around the corner from my Mum. It's piss funny watching them come out of the shops. They don't carry bags like normal people, arms down at the waist, their arms are in the fucking air so the bags dont rub on the floor. It is sodding comedy. I will get it on film one day!

[Edited on 27-04-2010 by LETGSI16V]
jamied
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27th Apr 10 at 22:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"I do find it slightly strange such a large guy could even be physically compatible with such a small woman, however good luck to them as a couple though."


this anybody off here



[Edited on 27-04-2010 by jamied]
N16K
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27th Apr 10 at 23:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The father is very old looking for just being 20!
Twitch
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Even tho shes like 2 foot. i would!

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