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Aaron
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7th May 10 at 09:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The boomerang.....










....a frisbee for ginger kids

Matt L
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7th May 10 at 09:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
took me a few seconds to get it
Ben G
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7th May 10 at 09:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Because they have no friends to play frisbee with poor.
Budgie
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7th May 10 at 09:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah but if you were the boomerang would you want to come back?
Aaron
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7th May 10 at 09:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
Because they have no friends to play frisbee with poor.


Ginger by any chance?

[Edited on 07-05-2010 by Aaron]
Ben G
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7th May 10 at 09:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have black hair, i'll show you my pubes of the anus if you want?
Minty_Fresh
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7th May 10 at 09:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?






Tequila..
Pip308
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7th May 10 at 10:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
came across a pic of my mum in the attic last night....












tbh i have no idea why i was wanking up there in the first place
SXIBLK
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7th May 10 at 10:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Neil Buchanan has died









Art attack
Twiggy
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7th May 10 at 10:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony
was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant.
SR91
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7th May 10 at 10:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
So I went to the new local Fish & Chip Shop yesterday, run by a seemingly friendly black family. As I entered and got in line, I was hit by a strong smell of vinegar, prompting me to say out loud, "Cor Blimey! It's STINKS O' VINEGAR in here!"...

...There was a sudden silence and I was told to "Get out you goddamn racist".

Don't you just love the English language.
Aaron
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7th May 10 at 10:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
I have black hair, i'll show you my pubes of the anus if you want?


go on then, angry kid.

My e mail address is Cosmo@corsasport.co.uk
ashleh
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7th May 10 at 11:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I voted contraceptive because there's too many in labour.
Tom G
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7th May 10 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Pip308
came across a pic of my mum in the attic last night....




tbh i have no idea why i was wanking up there in the first place


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Whittie
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7th May 10 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
Because they have no friends to play frisbee with poor.


Ginger by any chance?

[Edited on 07-05-2010 by Aaron]


Stop grooming Ben.
Ingham
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7th May 10 at 12:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why did the chav cross the road?




To start on the chicken for no reason.
Aaron
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7th May 10 at 12:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
Because they have no friends to play frisbee with poor.


Ginger by any chance?

[Edited on 07-05-2010 by Aaron]


Stop grooming Ben.



I dont get it
Whittie
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7th May 10 at 14:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Stop grooming ben, Aj.
moka
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7th May 10 at 18:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why are women like clouds?

Because eventually they fuck off and its a really nice day.
Jake
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7th May 10 at 18:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by moka
Why are women like clouds?

Because eventually they fuck off and its a really nice day.


Graham88
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7th May 10 at 18:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Genuine lol!
moka
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7th May 10 at 18:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Rejected ideas for Windows 7.......

Hi my names Katie McCann and leaving windows open was my idea.

Hi my names Jospeh Fritzel and having no windows was my idea.
FlaFFy_91
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8th May 10 at 00:30   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Pip308
came across a pic of my mum in the attic last night....












tbh i have no idea why i was wanking up there in the first place



i came across a tramp on the streets last night


there much cheaper than a prostitute
jonnysri
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8th May 10 at 00:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
YOUR BIRDS T2 GOOF 4 YOU, YOUR BIRSD TOO GOOD FOR YOU
FlaFFy_91
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8th May 10 at 11:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what in gods hells name was that suppost to be?

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