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Wot cud be beta thn killin da ignishon on ma sik cam'd VeeTe-eeaR or me 1.2 8 volt Korsa?

Dats rite bitches, bein a ralli skowl driver round maccies wid tha trais unda ma bak rimz. Fakin ill blud. It sownds like dem blak menz World Cup trumpits no i haz holes in ma back box.

Ezy brudder.

chrisritch xXx
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i would maybe find that more amusing if i understood what it is in relation to.
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U knowz personal attac is banible ofez m8?
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Nic: A thread recently posted by chrisritch that was quickly deleted about switching the ignition off and on again to make the exhaust bang.

[Edited on 14-06-2010 by Daveskater]


Numberwang!

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I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
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Thought i was on barryboys for a moment there .
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
Nic: A thread recently posted by chrisritch that was quickly deleted about switching the ignition off and on again to make the exhaust bang.

[Edited on 14-06-2010 by Daveskater]


shit you do when your a young'un. dont see the problem myself.
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I think Wayne thinks he is.
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quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
i would maybe find that more amusing if i understood what it is in relation to.


Some fucking pleb asking about cutting the ignition and turning it back on as he thinks it sounds ace.

The level of owner of these cars nowadays really sodding pains me, too many special cases own them now, yourself excluded.

Surely Corsa's cannot get any more 'chav' than they are now?

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
U knowz personal attac is banible ofez m8?


I dun wanna b band frm ma ofez az if a get band frm ma ofez a haz no job. I wrkz in an ofez.

[Edited on 14-06-2010 by LETGSI16V]
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Only a Saxo anyway.
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Yeah those fucking chavs with no idea how an apostrophe works.
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So what if i think it sounds good. Everyone is entitled to an opinion. beleive its called basic freedom of speech
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
i would maybe find that more amusing if i understood what it is in relation to.


Some fucking pleb asking about cutting the ignition and turning it back on as he thinks it sounds ace.

The level of owner of these cars nowadays really sodding pains me, too many special cases own them now, yourself excluded.

Surely Corsa's cannot get any more 'chav' than they are now?

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
U knowz personal attac is banible ofez m8?


I dun wanna b band frm ma ofez az if a get band frm ma ofez a haz no job. I wrkz in an ofez.

[Edited on 14-06-2010 by LETGSI16V]


see where im from, there are far less chav'd up corsas than hondas and pugs. infact most corsas that are modified are far from chav cars.

we all did silly things to cars when we were young wayne.
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quote:
Originally posted by chrisritch
So what if i think it sounds good. Everyone is entitled to an opinion. beleive its called basic freedom of speech


y did u junc it den blud? iz it coz u realized u luked a bit fik?
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Just because you dont agree with what someone chooses to do with their car doesnt really warrant making a topic about it.

Makes you look more the fool for pursuing the matter.

It's not you who will get the repair bill or section 59 from the local constabulary.

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we all did silly things to cars when we were young wayne.


I bought 17" venoms. That was silly.

Mind you, it was beyond cool at the time. I hadn't seen a 5 on them then, not one that was still lower than Katie Prices knickers at the sight of a black prong anyway?
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
quote:
Originally posted by chrisritch
So what if i think it sounds good. Everyone is entitled to an opinion. beleive its called basic freedom of speech


y did u junc it den blud? iz it coz u realized u luked a bit fik?


no because I didnt want you wasting bandwidth aswell as oxygen
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0hlcSv_oeA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CozLkGl7A7I

and im old enough to know better
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wtf is a skowl?
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quote:
Originally posted by Archie
Just because you dont agree with what someone chooses to do with their car doesnt really warrant making a topic about it.

Makes you look more the fool for pursuing the matter.

It's not you who will get the repair bill or section 59 from the local constabulary.




Very true Archie, but it could be me that gets hit by some retard doing it who has lost the servo assist on their brakes.
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I'm going to trash this in a minute. We've just had a boss weekend away and I'm trying to plug the next one and we're wasting time talking shit with you in your pyjamas in your house.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
I'm going to trash this in a minute. We've just had a boss weekend away and I'm trying to plug the next one and we're wasting time talking shit with you in your pyjamas in your house.


Pyjamas?

Calm down. Calm down.
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
I'm going to trash this in a minute. We've just had a boss weekend away and I'm trying to plug the next one and we're wasting time talking shit with you in your pyjamas in your house.


Pyjamas?

Calm down. Calm down.



stop acting the twat then.
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
quote:
Originally posted by Archie
Just because you dont agree with what someone chooses to do with their car doesnt really warrant making a topic about it.

Makes you look more the fool for pursuing the matter.

It's not you who will get the repair bill or section 59 from the local constabulary.




Very true Archie, but it could be me that gets hit by some retard doing it who has lost the servo assist on their brakes.



Then for such occasions you should carry the appropriate 'big fuckin master bar' to maybe beat them within an inch of not being so fucking stupid again

People do it at cruises i attend, i let the previous owner of my gsi do it at a cruise while i video'd it because i knew he'd done it regularly the whole time he had the car and the engine was burning oil like no ones business so i didnt really care, as the engine was coming out anyway, until i realised that the shell was also fucked.

I used to do it with my old J plate clio, because it was carb'd and had no cat.
But then again i was 18 at the time and it greatly amused me driving past the golf course when people were just about to tee off



[Edited on 14-06-2010 by Archie]
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quote:
Originally posted by Archie
quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
quote:
Originally posted by Archie
Just because you dont agree with what someone chooses to do with their car doesnt really warrant making a topic about it.

Makes you look more the fool for pursuing the matter.

It's not you who will get the repair bill or section 59 from the local constabulary.




Very true Archie, but it could be me that gets hit by some retard doing it who has lost the servo assist on their brakes.



Then for such occasions you should carry the appropriate 'big fuckin master bar' to maybe beat them within an inch of not being so fucking stupid

People do it at cruises i attend, i let the previous owner of my gsi do it at a cruise while i video'd it becuase i knew he'd done it regularly the whole time he had the car and the engine was burning oil like no ones business so i didnt really care, as the engine was coming out anyway, until i realised that the shell was also fucked.

I used to do it with my old J plate clio, because it was carb'd and had no cat.
But then again i was 18 at the time and it greatly amused me driving past the golf course when people were just about to tee off

[Edited on 14-06-2010 by Archie]


You see, there is a difference between driving like an idiot and driving and being an idiot.

I have always driven a bit spirited but I have never driven like a chav.
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If they're driving on without the ignition on, brakes are not the major worry, you'll probably have steering lock.

Plus you're going to lose the 'I drive fast but not badly' argument.

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