cavmad
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Who is the worse player or manager your team has signed?
Tricky for me as obviously watching Chester for many years I've seen some absolute fucking rubbish (every week before you say it) and it's pretty hard to say who was the worse.
However based on the hype surrounding his appointment, the 'dream team' tag applied to his arrival and the fact Evertonians always twatted on about how great he was, my vote goes to Kevin Ratcliffe.
What a fucking hopeless cunt he was, on and off the pitch. Slower than an asthmatic tortoise that'd been nailed to the floor, utterly hopeless managerial 'skills' and an over-rated, fucking bell end in all departments.
Yeah, I know he was knocking on a bit when he signed for us but he just possessed a complete lack of skill, vision, pace or effort and I was made up when he finally fucked off.
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Nath
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Christ, for Luton, where to begin!! I'll have a think.
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Hammer
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I believe the 5 letter word you were looking for is 'worst'. Mate.
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Cavey
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Christ, for Luton, where to begin!! I'll have a think.
ditto for West Ham! Crewe generally dont spend money, so cant really speak for them!
Olden days, Futre etc.... Now, Johnathon cunting Spector. I hate him
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AlexSXI
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Clive Platt.
Quite possibly the biggest Donkey ever seen in a Colchester shirt. Signed for a record fee off the back of one good season for MK Dons.
Never seen a worse striker, yet he's been first choice under 3 managers 
Doesn't score, doesn't hold it up, doesn't pass, doesn't run, basically does fuck all.
And he's still at the club and it looks likely another new manager (Jon Ward) will be picking him regularly  Oh the joys of following a football team.
There are a few U's fans who've sworn that they willnot pay to watch Colchester this season if he is involved in the first game.
Clive Platt is Emile Heskeys twin brother for sure.
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Limecat
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Ian Olney, utter fucking useless pile of facaes and still our record signing 18 fucking years later!?!
Billy Kenny could make the list in some ways, sacked by Everton for being a coke head and then we signed him before we sacked him for the same thing. Very sad really, a guy I work with still to this day says he is the best player Everton ever produced, yet he only played for us 4 times.
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Ben J
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Igor Stepanovs
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
Igor Stepanovs
Francis Jeffers?
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JonnyJ
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A Brazilian we signed called Rogerio during the Snatchelor era. He was never a footballer in a million years, if he had ever played football, at any level before I'd have been amazed. Signed by that cunt for publicity reasons, all he kept doing was tripping over himself.
He lasted 3 games.
But i got his autograph on an open day 
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
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Morientes, Pennant & Keane for recent years.
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Rick Draper
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JO
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jr
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Ermmmm
Keiron Dyer
Freddy Lundberg
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Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
Igor Stepanovs
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Mad Moe
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Macelino
Jon Dahl Tomasson
Andreas Anderson
Partrik Kluivert
Michael Owen
Jean Alain Boumsong
Luque
God we've had some shite over the years
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Robbo
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Not forgetting Stephane Gui'varch  98 rating in FIFA '98 but utter dogshite for your lot!
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MJFF88
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Akinbiyi / Adebola were both equally bad for us in recent years, but seemed to do semi okay in teams before & after Palace
[Edited on 07-07-2010 by MJFF88]
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Tommy L
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Owen
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IvIarkgraham
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Broadfoot, and konterman off the top of my head for players. Le guen for the manager
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Ben J
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
Igor Stepanovs
Francis Jeffers?
Close but Igor was worse.
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Aaron
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In recent times....Bullard
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corsa - gus
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
Broadfoot, and konterman off the top of my head for players. Le guen for the manager
Why do you hate Broadfoot so much?
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corsa - gus
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Not forgetting Stephane Gui'varch 98 rating in FIFA '98 but utter dogshite for your lot!
He was only there a week then signed for Rangers was he not? Im sure we signed him for £5million
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corsa - gus
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Player - Daniel Prodan, we signed him he got injured and took wages for 4 years without ever playing a game! Nuno Capucho, paid him a fortune and the wee cunt was rotten.
Manager - Paul le Guen or *controversial* Advocaat, yes he won trophies but he fucked the club financially.
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Ojc
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Sam Parkin, fucking useless piece of shit.
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Conway563
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quote:
Originally posted by Mad Moe
Macelino
Jon Dahl Tomasson
Andreas Anderson
Partrik Kluivert
Michael Owen
Jean Alain Boumsong
Luque
God we've had some shite over the years
Souness for manager as well
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