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Scotty C
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   18th Jul 10 at 09:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Is it cheesey to get flowers delivered to your other half's house?
lostboy
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No, provided you've been with her longer than a week.

Edit: Or him, this is the 21st century.

[Edited on 18-07-2010 by lostboy]
Scotty C
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Yes, 5
lostboy
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Yeah, I'd say that's fine.
Doug
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18th Jul 10 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I send flowers to her work. She loves it as all the other girls get jealous
Scotty C
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Thing is, she'll be coming back from holiday Wednesday so I thought it'd ultra smooth if I had one red Rose delivered on Wednesday
Scotty C
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18th Jul 10 at 09:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Doug
I send flowers to her work. She loves it as all the other girls get jealous


OMG how Embarrassing
Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by Monster
Thing is, she'll be coming back from holiday Wednesday so I thought it'd ultra smooth if I had one red Rose delivered on Wednesday


cheesey. just get a nice bunch
SteveW
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18th Jul 10 at 10:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah one rose is a bit cheese
as Jake said, just get a nice bunch
Scotty C
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18th Jul 10 at 10:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Okie, i'll get looking
noshua
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send one red rose, accompanied by a picture of you in the 'GOD position' (naked) with the single rose in your mouth.
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If she's 15, she might like that. Just get her a nice bunch of flowers.
dannymccann
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quote:
Originally posted by Shell
If she's 15, she might like that. Just get her a nice bunch of flowers.


Knowing CorsaSport, she could well be
Limecat
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Has she been on a girls holiday?

I bet she has had some big Leroy ripping her back out for the last week. If she comes back with really good skin and a bit more trim than usual then she has been getting colonically irregated by some big black man who has been clearing out her colon with a 10 cannon salute from his spunk chucker.
Doug
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
Has she been on a girls holiday?

I bet she has had some big Leroy ripping her back out for the last week. If she comes back with really good skin and a bit more trim than usual then she has been getting colonically irregated by some big black man who has been clearing out her colon with a 10 cannon salute from his spunk chucker.


Sometimes the sheer class that some users display on this forum actually brings a tear to my eye.
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A single red rose works on Valentines day. Get a custom made bunch (by a decent florist, not a fabrication company) and send that.
deano87
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quote:
Originally posted by Doug
I send flowers to her work. She loves it as all the other girls get jealous

This.
Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
quote:
Originally posted by Doug
I send flowers to her work. She loves it as all the other girls get jealous

This.
Andrew
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I hand delivered flowers a couple of weeks back as shops couldn't deliver before 8am. I felt a right plank but she loved it
Scotty C
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Yeh she's been on a girls holiday to egypt! Just thought I'd be nice for her to come home to a big bunch of flowers
Limecat
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quote:
Originally posted by Monster
Yeh she's been on a girls holiday to egypt!


I Spinx she was getting her womb raided the whole time.

I bet the tour guides helped her get into the sprit of things by wrapping her in bandages like a mummy so she didn't split in 2 whilst one dirty Arab after another took their turn to purge their seed in the valley of kings before sitting her up to experience the tidal flow on the creampie Nile running down her thighs.

Yep, ruined for sure. She will be slurping as she walks for the next week.

[Edited on 18-07-2010 by LETGSI16V]
Scotty C
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I'm alittle insecure btw!!

Anywho, she has an amazing bunch floweres on the way to her when she gets back
Dom
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I can't tell what i more shocked at - reading that Pugnut has a missus, or seeing an American having some form of grasp of the English language. Although it should be sphinx not spinx if you were trying to refer to the mythological creature.
Limecat
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Another thing too, with all that sand floating about she will be a lot looser than what you were used to previously. When she got that stuff in her knickers and then a few camel-fuckers went through it, it would be like boring her tampon slot out with 60's grade wet and dry paper, or to put it another way; her minky will feel like it has been reamed with a corse bastard file!

If they have been changing positions a bit she will have hone marks up her vaginal wall.

[Edited on 18-07-2010 by LETGSI16V]
Scotty C
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''we'' were used to?!



[Edited on 18-07-2010 by Monster]

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