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Steve

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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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22nd Jul 10 at 07:49

Sold my old Puma seats on Ebay, they are mint condition and i wasnt fussed what they went for as i would only take them up the tip and it would save me a journey.

was quite suprised they only went for 99p but oh well, i clearly put in my advert that it was collection only.

Now the buyer has messaged me asking me to courier them

why not message to ask before? Also im hardly going to go to the effort of arranging a courier for 99p am i

Waiting for a reply bet he gets funny

taylorboosh

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22nd Jul 10 at 07:51

you even going to take the quid off him?

Steve

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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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22nd Jul 10 at 07:53

considered not, but then i thought it would cover my listing fee

DaveyLC

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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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22nd Jul 10 at 07:55

There are some piss takers on eBay..

Drives me fucking insane!

taylorboosh

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22nd Jul 10 at 07:59

if it had been me and he collected id just give them to him... but since hes a tool id make hime give me 99p

taylorboosh

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22nd Jul 10 at 08:00

quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
There are some piss takers on eBay..

Drives me fucking insane!

there are piss takers all over ive been waiting more than 2 weeks for a section of exhaust that was supposed to be next day - from supersprint themselves

SetH

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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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22nd Jul 10 at 08:50

Steve I give you 3k for your puma

Aaron

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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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22nd Jul 10 at 08:56

I don’t appreciate you posting details of a private transaction between me and you on a public forum.

Are you going to courier the seats to me or what?!?!

SetH

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22nd Jul 10 at 08:59

quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
I don’t appreciate you posting details of a private transaction between me and you on a public forum.

Are you going to courier the seats to me or what?!?!

No, he is going to remove your lips and fry them with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Aaron

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Registered: 9th Aug 04
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22nd Jul 10 at 09:00

stu_c

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Registered: 11th Dec 07
Location: Westleigh, Greater Manchester
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22nd Jul 10 at 09:02

quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
I don’t appreciate you posting details of a private transaction between me and you on a public forum.

Are you going to courier the seats to me or what?!?!

SetH

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22nd Jul 10 at 09:03

If i visited Stechvens house I would actually fear for my lips. He would drug you and you would wake up in an underground bunker. OJC would be strapped in a chair ,dressed in latex and wearing a hannibal lecter mask whilst furiously wanking and staring at you at the same time.

You would then get a waft of olive oil as stecheven was heating up his frying pan for your lips. Your lips would then be surgically removed whilst ojc simutaneously ejaculates and lets out gimp squealing sounds.

stu_c

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Registered: 11th Dec 07
Location: Westleigh, Greater Manchester
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22nd Jul 10 at 09:05

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
If i visited Stechvens house I would actually fear for my lips. He would drug you and you would wake up in an underground bunker. OJC would be strapped in a chair ,dressed in latex and wearing a hannibal lecter mask whilst furiously wanking and staring at you at the same time.

You would then get a waft of olive oil as stecheven was heating up his frying pan for your lips. Your lips would then be surgically removed whilst ojc simutaneously ejaculates and lets out gimp squealing sounds.

how the hell did u think of all that at 10 in the mornin?!?!

SetH

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22nd Jul 10 at 09:07

I am on to Ojc and stecheven they are a pair of fucked up twisted individuals.

Dont come crying when you end up sans lips.

Steve

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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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22nd Jul 10 at 09:47

who wants a kiss

SetH

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22nd Jul 10 at 10:23

3k?

Limecat

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Registered: 25th Jun 05
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22nd Jul 10 at 10:32

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
If i visited Stechvens house I would actually fear for my lips. He would drug you and you would wake up in an underground bunker. OJC would be strapped in a chair ,dressed in latex and wearing a hannibal lecter mask whilst furiously wanking and staring at you at the same time.

You would then get a waft of olive oil as stecheven was heating up his frying pan for your lips. Your lips would then be surgically removed whilst ojc simutaneously ejaculates and lets out gimp squealing sounds.

Where does the gerbil and the marrow come into this?

SetH

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22nd Jul 10 at 10:34

Courgettes are better, have a slight curve to hit the prostate.

Limecat

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22nd Jul 10 at 10:39

A marrow is a large courgette. More chance of it splitting your ring.

3CorsaMeal

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22nd Jul 10 at 10:43

i'd go aubergine as they get wider, bit like having a fleshy lightbulb up your arse ( i imagine)

Limecat

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22nd Jul 10 at 11:24

Maybe try a butternut then?

SetH said he was going to dampen his puckered star and see if he could squat on a giant prize-winning pumpkin? It's going to look fucking savage, like a mass seal clubbing there will just be blood, blubber and shit - EVERYWHERE.