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Nath
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17th Aug 10 at 12:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I was queueing in the Post Office for about twenty minutes as one person was serving, and the customer she had was posting about 20 parcels. This old woman in front of me starts moaning, like old people do, about how long she'd been in the queue. Anyway, about 5 minutes later the parcel lady had sent what she needed to send. So the old moaning woman goes up to the counter and asks for a first class stamp and if she can borrow a pen. So she gets the pen and then starts to fill out a fuckng birthday card. Even though the whole time she spent in the queue she was stood next to those little pens they have which are chained to the desk. Fuck knows who the card was made out to but it took her more than 5 minutes to fill the fucker in. Old people are fucking stupid.

mwg
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death to old people
AndyKent
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Franking, its the future.

March in with your post already franked, barge in at the front of the queue and dump the stuff on the desk.

Turn round and you're done.

Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
death to old people


It'll happen
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by AndyKent
Franking, its the future.

March in with your post already franked, barge in at the front of the queue and dump the stuff on the desk.

Turn round and you're done.




This was in just about the roughest estate in MK, not a chance I'd do that
AndyKent
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17th Aug 10 at 12:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Hope you didn't leave your £500 bike outside
Robbo
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17th Aug 10 at 12:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i abhor post offices
DannyB
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I hate it when you overtake an old person who is doing 35mph on a 60 road, they then have the cheek to nod their head at you or shout at you as you go past.
mwg
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Do you have rough estates down south?
jrsteeve
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worse in the self service queue with some dumb ass old person "unidentified object in bagging area!"
Jambo
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Post offices in general are awful. Antiquated service lacks efficiency etc. Sooner royal mail get the boot the better.

Old people need a village all to themselves where they can chat to the shop person for 20mibures holding the que up that they where just in complaining how long it took
leon.
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old bastards. I was on my quad the other day coming down a road and there was a car coming from the opposit direction he was basically leaning out of his window shaking his head at me??? old cunt most of thought it was illegal to drive a quad on the road. There problem is they don't keep their nose in their own business and are too busy with what other people are doing I find.
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by AndyKent
Hope you didn't leave your £500 bike outside


I took my armoured car.
nathy_87
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17th Aug 10 at 13:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by AndyKent
Franking, its the future.

March in with your post already franked, barge in at the front of the queue and dump the stuff on the desk.

Turn round and you're done.





This.


Everyone looks in amazment like you've que jumped.
Marc
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17th Aug 10 at 14:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I was in the main Post Office in town recently and the guy behind me answered his phone:

"Yeah, I'm in the Post Office. Same old same old, big queues and the place is as run down as ever. I don't know why I bother"

He said it all really loud, Dom Jolly eat your heart out!
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quote:
Originally posted by leon.
old bastards. I was on my quad the other day coming down a road and there was a car coming from the opposit direction he was basically leaning out of his window shaking his head at me??? old cunt most of thought it was illegal to drive a quad on the road. There problem is they don't keep their nose in their own business and are too busy with what other people are doing I find.


yet they have the hard neck to pimp around the roads on their electric zimmer things.
ed
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Post Offices as a whole are frustrating. You tend to only get scummers in there who seem to go in to withdraw odd amounts of money from their account. Last time I went a man withdrew £6.76 or something random like that.
JonnyJ
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Old people should be killed at birth.
Norcy91
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I was driving through York the other week and some old guy on one of them mobility scooters just pulled straight off the pavement and across the road without looking, luckily for him the car in front of me stopped before hitting him because we were going slowly behind a push bike, he then went on to go straight in front of a car on the other side of the road and rag it up onto the other pavement haha
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Old people should be killed at birth.


I definitely agree in all probability.
noshua
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I'd love to run an annoying OAP over
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I fucking hate the old bastards. They REALLY piss me off when they walk down the middle of the high street, and you're expected to try and walk round their fucking zimmer or some other shitey contraption. My heart keeps begging me to shoulder barge them in the face then stamp on their head but sanity always prevails...So far.
All Torque
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
MOAN




As if us young people have any reason to use post office anymore. Its just a place where dithering old farts can buy novelty shit for grandchildren they never see and discuss how winter will be early this year
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
MOAN




As if us young people have any reason to use post office anymore. Its just a place where dithering old farts can buy novelty shit for grandchildren they never see and discuss how winter will be early this year


Had to renew my driving license

And LOL @ moan

p.s. Was in Netherfield
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
....Was in Netherfield


Fucking hell!


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