Gary
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Registered: 22nd Nov 06
Location: West Yorkshire
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Horribe little stripey bastards have made themselves at home in my loft!
Every morning I wake up with one buzzing about in my bedroom.
Think they are going AWOL from the nest and coming in thru a hole in the light fitting. Some silicon should sort that out.
Council can't come till Thursday to kill them either! Useless bastards!
Is there any real reason for the things apart from to scare the shit out of me?!?!?
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Neil Dagens
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Registered: 14th Apr 07
Location: Fareham, Hampshire
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Apparently they eat insects which are pests to gardeners. I hate the things, but haven't seen too many this year luckily
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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My fly trap eats them 
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morpheus22
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Registered: 10th Oct 05
Location: sheffield
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i run like a screaming girl when a wasp comes near me, fooking hate the things attack you for no reason
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am4nf
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Registered: 27th Jul 08
Location: South Ayrshire Drives: Corsa Sport
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Poke some holes in a jar lid and put a little marmalade in the jar, that should sort them out 
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by morpheus22
i run like a screaming girl when a wasp comes near me, fooking hate the things attack you for no reason
they attack you if they feel threatened.
as most people act like a pansy when near one, flailing their arms around like louis spence generally acting like a queer with cock in their bum, funnily enough makes them feel threatened, hence why they sting you.
sit still and they won't sting 
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RS6
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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: with MJ
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i've been stung 4 times! and im always running away from the bloody things
they just seem to attack me, last week i was walking through london out of all the people it comes at me brushes past my neck thought i had been stung again bit of pain but wasn't stung meh
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SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
quote:
Originally posted by morpheus22
i run like a screaming girl when a wasp comes near me, fooking hate the things attack you for no reason
they attack you if they feel threatened.
as most people act like a pansy when near one, flailing their arms around like louis spence generally acting like a queer with cock in their bum, funnily enough makes them feel threatened, hence why they sting you.
sit still and they won't sting
FAIL
I recall a time at school when a wasp landed on this girls face. The teacher told her not to move and stay completely still, so she did and then got stung.
So fuck that shit with sitting still TBH.
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
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chuck norris would eat them alive.
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
Location: South Lakes
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I poked a wasp nest that was in our shed with a stick then ran away like a girl when they all came flying out at me
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Ingham
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Location: Burnley, Lancashire
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I twat wasps with my hand if I see one, only a sting at the end of the day.
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Welsh Dan
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSIP8RgUbf8
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Shell
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Registered: 14th Oct 08
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quote:
Originally posted by Neil Dagens
Apparently they eat insects which are pests to gardeners. I hate the things, but haven't seen too many this year luckily
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!?! They are going to swarm in an armageddon plague type fashion now!
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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Hate them. Allergic too. I'll wait for them to fly at me then swipe at them with my hand so they fall to the floor, then stamp on the buggers. If any fly in the workshop the blowtorch comes out. Burns their wings so they can't fly then cooks them.
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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taylorboosh
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
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i hate wasps but think bees are ace 
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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bees are lovely lads
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Tomnova16
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Bees are fine. Quite fascinating to watch them collect nectar. As gay as it sound 
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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taylorboosh
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yea if it wasnt for bees we'd have no flowers. i go nuts when people kill them. they dont still unless you seriously threaten them
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ChrisBoom
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Registered: 6th Dec 06
Location: Highland
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quote:
Originally posted by john-d
i hate wasps but think bees are ace
True story. Bees are like 80's black guys, just want to dance for the kids. Wasps are like 90's black guys, just want to shoot you.
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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Fucking hate the horrible little bastards. Got stung FAR too many times when I was younger Just a warning; Don't throw bricks at things which you don't understand.
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mike56gte
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i hate the bastards. a couple of weeks ago my mate caught a wasp in a jar and managed to get its leg poking out the side and tie a bit of fishing wire to its leg then let it out was the funniest thing i have ever seen it was like a pet on a lead you could just walk about with it.
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Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
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quote:
Originally posted by ChrisBoom
quote:
Originally posted by john-d
i hate wasps but think bees are ace
True story. Bees are like 80's black guys, just want to dance for the kids. Wasps are like 90's black guys, just want to shoot you.
Genuine LOL
There was loads of the fuckers at USC this year, was good to come home just to get away from them
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Jambo
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I have a full on phobia of the things fucking HATE them. If I see them crawling on food it can make me physically ill I hate the noise they make the way they fly the aggressive nature they have everything. Little striped shitcunts all must die
They aren't indigenous so are not needed. Burn them all.
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Daveskater
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Registered: 29th Apr 08
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I hate how they fly all up in your face and get up in your business all the time 
Then they want some of MY drink that I paid for
I usually do what Morpheus said tbh
Numberwang!
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I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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baza31
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
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you can get spray for about £8 its like a little fire extinguiser that you pull the tap and then just throw it into your loft , it keeps spraying till its all gone, fills your loft with a gas that kills them. leave it a month and throw it out its just like paper. itook one out at home it was about 50cm round, quite a horrible looking thing but its like paper , i just knocked it off with a brush and put it in a large binliner. job done
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