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Steve

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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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7th Sep 10 at 07:29

Can any tell me the exact thought process that goes on in these peoples minds.

Ok there was the kids at school that done a turd in the showers then the PE block would get closed for the rest of the day whilst it was rectified, but that was done basically because they were kids and it was funny.

But we had one at work.

Someone decides to go into the unisex toilet at work, a small toilet with a basin, then fill up the toilet with there excrement and proceed in wiping it all up the walls, and spreading it around the floor, toilet tissue everywhere, blocking up the pan.

These are grown people, noone was under early twenties in our work, so can anyone explain what goes through a grown mans or womens mind to go into a water closet at there place of work to basically wipe there shit all over the walls and floor.

Would this have been something that was planned the moment they woke up that morning? or was it more spur of the moment? maybe its a turn on?

chr15barn3s

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Registered: 5th Oct 03
Location: Farnborough
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7th Sep 10 at 07:36

Sounds like someone is mentally unstable!

LeeM

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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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7th Sep 10 at 07:39

it was you really wasnt it steve

AlunJ

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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
Location: Newport
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7th Sep 10 at 07:47

You'd be amazed how many of the loving public do this to the public toilets at my work... does make you wonder

DaveyLC

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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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7th Sep 10 at 07:50

You must work in a lovely place!

Maybe someone is feeling slightly disgruntled?

mwg

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Registered: 19th Feb 04
Location: South Lakes
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7th Sep 10 at 07:55

quote:
Originally posted by LeeM
it was you really wasnt it steve

my 1st thoughts were this sounds like something Steve would do

Steve

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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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7th Sep 10 at 07:58

quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
You must work in a lovely place!

Maybe someone is feeling slightly disgruntled?

thats the thing, its completely untypical of the type of people that work there and the type of place it is, its an IT Support company, hardly what you would imagine employs the dregs of society

i reckon it was one of the temps

AndyKent

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Registered: 3rd Sep 05
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7th Sep 10 at 08:13

Slightly less extreme, but I only work in a small office, maybe 20 people in the building, and the amount of times I've gone onto the toilets to find a floater left in the bog is amazing.

I mean, do people not take a look when they've flushed to make sure everything as gone or do they not care?

Tomnova16

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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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7th Sep 10 at 08:16

thats just fookin nasty

a customer of mine had a shit in my toilet, the smell was that bad i could smell it in the wokshop

couple hurs later i went to the toilet and the bigges fucking turd was sticking out the water

i flushed it about 1000000 times but didnt work, had to attack it with the bog brush, absolutly disgusting.
Rich H was there, i tried paying him to clean it bu he wouldn't

[Edited on 07-09-2010 by Tomnova16]

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mwg

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Registered: 19th Feb 04
Location: South Lakes
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7th Sep 10 at 08:24

well you should know you cant polish a turd Tom

BarnshaW

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Registered: 25th Oct 06
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7th Sep 10 at 08:27

quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
thats just fookin nasty

a customer of mine had a shit in my toilet, the smell was that bad i could smell it in the wokshop

couple hurs later i went to the toilet and the bigges fucking turd was sticking out the water
i flushed it about 1000000 times but didnt work, had to attack it with the bog brush, absolutly disgusting.
Rich H was there, i tried paying him to clean it bu he wouldn't

[Edited on 07-09-2010 by Tomnova16]

Marc

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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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7th Sep 10 at 08:33

People shat on the floor and in the urinals at one of my old jobs.

mwg

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Registered: 19th Feb 04
Location: South Lakes
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7th Sep 10 at 08:39

Someone blocked the disabled toilet at work with a turd then I think they must of been trying so hard to flush it that they broke the flush. Then they just did one and didn't say anything to anyone and left it sat there stinking. I think it was the short fat scouser that did it

Demo

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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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7th Sep 10 at 08:39

someone shat on the floor in one of the cubicles in work a few weeks back

i cant understand what was going through that persons head when they curled one out on the floor literally inches from the actual toilet basin

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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7th Sep 10 at 08:46

I know for a fact it was Luigi.

Marc

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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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7th Sep 10 at 09:01

quote:
Originally posted by mwg
Someone blocked the disabled toilet at work with a turd then I think they must of been trying so hard to flush it that they broke the flush. Then they just did one and didn't say anything to anyone and left it sat there stinking. I think it was the short fat scouser that did it

You work with Cosmo?

Recaro1

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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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7th Sep 10 at 09:14

Maybe it was the black man who had shit in the field infront of your house. You know, the one you watched...

mattk

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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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7th Sep 10 at 11:07

my mate had a shit in the pool in malia when we went in july

funniest thing Ive ever seen

3CorsaMeal

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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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7th Sep 10 at 11:10

Steve its you, its your schizophrenia causing you to forget.

Everyone has to put up with you two....

RichR

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Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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7th Sep 10 at 11:13

We have aScottish guy who openly admits he goes for a shit 3 times a day and knocks one off at the same time; now I'm inclined to believe him, but we've decided he does it sitting, keks round his ankles and looking down the barrel of a loaded gun, as he always comes out rubbing his eyes!! I now use the women's

Jambo

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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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7th Sep 10 at 11:20

Mrs Jambo works in facilities for a large American medical company. She's the one who manages toilet cleaners etc she often has complaints from them that certain things are not in their job description to clean. There is someone at her work (90% women) who basically just suits on the toilet floor