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chrisritch
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22nd Oct 10 at 22:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just had my house and car egged and milked ffs, I saw the numberplate and i know where he lives, went down there to se two others getting out who i also know where they live. If the police were to get involved would i have a leg to stand on?
If not then looks like payback is going to be a fucking bitch
DannyB
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kill his mother
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Put car window through in few days and leave as that TBH..
MarkSport
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dan... i guess you were lucky... thick fuckers didnt bring flour.... what were they hoping to do, make an ommlette?

[Edited on 22-10-2010 by MarkSport]
chrisritch
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theyre little white guys who think they are big black guys. dirty little cunts boil my piss
adiohead
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Kill as many people as you can. Then suicide
MarkSport
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revenge is sweet mate. wait abit though as they will be expecting it straight away
spikedjack
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police, then revenge in a month or two
chrisritch
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22nd Oct 10 at 22:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
would the police actually do anything though?
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quote:
Originally posted by chrisritch
would the police actually do anything though?

They never do anything as they are fucking useless.
csweatherston
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22nd Oct 10 at 22:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
doubtful.
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quote:
Originally posted by corsadee
quote:
Originally posted by chrisritch
would the police actually do anything though?

They never do anything as they are fucking useless.



No never...and yet, they are the first people called when in trouble...
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22nd Oct 10 at 22:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Eggs are horrible to paint work
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Eggactly what I was thinking mate, they really boiled your piss didnt they Chris, it's a yolk what the youth of today get up to.
Ben D
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Victim! Why has somebody specifically targeted your car

you cant let that lie, Even if you dont want a full on confrontation just smash one of his windows or dent a panel on his car every 2 weeks for a few months, just enough so he wont go through his insurance without having an excess, you'll end up costing him a fortune
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22nd Oct 10 at 22:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Raoul Moat
Kill as many people as you can. Then suicide


chrisritch
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well i know a few people who are members of a local cage fighting group so might have some words, reckon its worth getting a few CCTV cameras?
chrisritch
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22nd Oct 10 at 22:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ben D
Victim! Why has somebody specifically targeted your car

you cant let that lie, Even if you dont want a full on confrontation just smash one of his windows or dent a panel on his car every 2 weeks for a few months, just enough so he wont go through his insurance without having an excess, you'll end up costing him a fortune



well he said he was going to stab me when i put my fb status as:lol @ spurs
then saw them getting out the car that screeched off after the milk hit the door
DannyB
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quote:
Originally posted by chrisritch
well i know a few people who are members of a local cage fighting group


Are they good at throwing eggs mate?

[Edited on 22-10-2010 by DannyB]
chrisritch
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no lol i only noticed after i went to the chinese and saw a load of egg shells and splattered under where it was parked. got out and there was a tiny bit on the rear qp by the wheel and a little bit on the wheel
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Have you washed all the shite off?
chrisritch
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yeh it was fresh so just came off easy.will take it to the polish car wash tomorrow probs
chrisritch
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just ordered CCTV camera should work as more of a visual deterrent tbh
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
Walk out the door with a hunting knife and a firearm. Walk up to the closest person and plunge the knife directly into their wind pipe, look them in the eye and whisper passages from the bible as their eyes fade away and their last breath is uttered. Then place the person on a trolly and wheel them about town with you, shooting dead anyone who dares to look at your guy fawks the wrong way. Inevitably, the police will eventually arrive. At which point you will describe the crime commited on your person earlier in the day, before shooting the closest policeman in the heart, and drinking the blood the pours from any and every orrifice. Finish off the day by scalping your Guy Fawks, eating it, then dousing him and yourself in petrol before igniting the liquid, then taking pot shots at every living being that is close enough before your spectacular demise engulfs you.
chrisritch
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
Walk out the door with a hunting knife and a firearm. Walk up to the closest person and plunge the knife directly into their wind pipe, look them in the eye and whisper passages from the bible as their eyes fade away and their last breath is uttered. Then place the person on a trolly and wheel them about town with you, shooting dead anyone who dares to look at your guy fawks the wrong way. Inevitably, the police will eventually arrive. At which point you will describe the crime commited on your person earlier in the day, before shooting the closest policeman in the heart, and drinking the blood the pours from any and every orrifice. Finish off the day by scalping your Guy Fawks, eating it, then dousing him and yourself in petrol before igniting the liquid, then taking pot shots at every living being that is close enough before your spectacular demise engulfs you.



hmm good idea but maybe a bit soft

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